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always_damp

Toby's Voicemail

May 02, 2009 08:30

"Hey, you've got Toby, I'm just not here. But I'll totally call you back when I get this. Unless this is Kevin and you're being a douche because if so we're not talking and don't leave a message because I'm not listening."

There was a long pause.

"But everyone else can um, leave a message after the tone."

*BEEP*

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withoutverona November 19 2008, 13:39:00 UTC

"Good morrow, Toby, it's Romeo. Miss Bell has left town and it seems she's named me manager. Nothing should change at the shop, save that we're all getting raises. Call back if you've questions, or I will talk to you later."

Insane Phone Day sonofmogh January 18 2009, 17:32:06 UTC

[ From Here]

"I am calling you back to assure the attraction between you and I is not mutual. At all. Please refrain from calling me and making inferences that we have some kind of romantic relationship."

Re: Insane Phone Day always_damp January 18 2009, 17:39:43 UTC

la and again

sonofmogh January 18 2009, 18:22:40 UTC

[ From Here]

"I don't know why you wish me to beat you. I am not clueless. I am however wondering why you are judging the size posterior and how you ever saw it in black underwear. I don't wear black underwear. Perhaps the posterior you saw belonged to someone else. And I can assure you my posterior is finely toned and appropriately sized."

always_damp January 18 2009, 18:46:49 UTC

[ here and here]

ecirpnellehada January 18 2009, 19:45:08 UTC

"Rhabdoviridae. That's the virus that causes rabies, and I was looking at it and thinking of how it reminded me of you and I had to tell you. It also lead me to realize that love itself is like a virus, especially that one, because it's merciless once it effects you, you need regular injections of it once you've got it or else you start foaming at the mouth, and you're never quite the same afterward."

There was a slight pause.

"Just thought I'd let you know I was thinking of you, darling. At least it wasn't mucus this time, right?"

That's what the Eel got for calling her a romantic.

always_damp January 18 2009, 22:34:52 UTC

[ la]

Phone Hijinks mauledbyabear January 18 2009, 20:09:17 UTC

[ From here]

"WHAT DID I DO? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WITH APPLES. YOU KNOW I CAN'T HAVE THEM.

...Be my friend again. Please?"

Re: Phone Hijinks always_damp January 18 2009, 20:39:16 UTC

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