Random Facts you should know about ALVIN
Alvin can kill two stones with one bird.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Alvin was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
Giraffes were created when Alvin uppercutted a horse.
For most people, home is where the heart is. For Alvin, home is where he stores his collection of human skulls.
It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Alvin can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
Alvin actually built the stairway to heaven.
Once a cobra bit Alvin's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Alvin pajamas.
Alvin sheds his skin twice a year.
Alvin can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. And then he lifts it.
Alvin is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
Alvin invented the internet� just so he had a place to store his porn.
When Alvin enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Alvin never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
Alvin let the dogs out.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Alvin will find you and kill you.
"Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" was originally written as Alvin's theme song.
On his birthday, Alvin randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
When God said, "Let there be light", Alvin said, "say please."
Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Alvin thrives on pain. Alvin then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
Alvin does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Alvin was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
Giraffes were created when Alvin uppercutted a horse.
For most people, home is where the heart is. For Alvin, home is where he stores his collection of human skulls.
It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Alvin can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
Alvin actually built the stairway to heaven.
Once a cobra bit Alvin's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Alvin pajamas.
Alvin sheds his skin twice a year.
Alvin can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. And then he lifts it.
Alvin is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
Alvin invented the internet� just so he had a place to store his porn.
When Alvin enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Alvin never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
Alvin let the dogs out.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Alvin will find you and kill you.
"Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" was originally written as Alvin's theme song.
On his birthday, Alvin randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
When God said, "Let there be light", Alvin said, "say please."
Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Alvin thrives on pain. Alvin then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
Alvin does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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