Under the Silent Stars - Gag Reel
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Under the Silent Stars - Gag Reel
RAF Middle Wallop, Hampshire, August 18th, 1940
"Squadron Leader wants us to use the new formation today lads, the new tactics too. Just like we practiced, understood?" Cam waited until all of them had rattled off a 'yes, sir' before resuming. "Today's going to be a 'mare, boys, I want all of you sharp. Watch your wingman's six, got it? All of you will return today." He gave them each stern looks filled with warning. "Saddle up, folks!" he dismissed them in his usual manner. None of them asked him how he knew today was going to be awful, they knew better, Flight Lieutenant Daniel Carter just knew these things.
He reached his plane and climbed up towards the cockpit, staring out into the clear blue Hampshire sky wearing a gigantic red handlebar moustache he'd managed to put on while his back was to the camera.
"CUT! BROWDER!"
Seattle, Washington, January 2009 (alternate timeline)
The view from the restaurant was spectacular. As it slowly revolved from its vantage point under the Observation Deck, they were afforded views as diverse as the downtown Seattle skyline and the imposing Mount Rainier to the south-east, opposite the distant Puget Sound to the north, while the vista of Elliott Bay and its islands, and beyond them the Olympic mountains to the west, were mirrored by Lake Washington and Mount Baker and the the heavily forested Cascade Mountains to the east. Cam had never been one for very fine dining and even now he wore only jeans and a button down shirt, but he knew how to entertain her, she laughed and grinned and talked and even on one occasion sang when he pressed her for some lyrics she had stuck in her head. She never could refuse him when he smiled at her that way. With lunch winding down, and their view once more facing the Olympic Mountains, she was surprised by the waiter laying before her a silver tray with a very tall sundae glass filled with blue jello, which she grinned at and forgot completely a moment later when she spotted what sat before it at it's foot: a small, navy-blue velvet box with a fine silver clasp. Blinking at it in surprise, she hesitantly reached for it, her fingers shaking slightly as they touched the top. She looked up at Cam and her breath hitched when she saw the look in his eyes as he watched her from across the table. He had that same look, the one she remembered from her dreams of their time on Odyssey. She bit her lip and looked down at the box again, her eyes welling up. Taking it in her hands she lifted the clasp and gently snapped open the box, revealing a green plastic ring with white silk petals held by a yellow plastic button on the top. Amanda blinked before taking the ring out and throwing it at a laughing Ben across from her.
Selenis, Luna, August 2010
Ben Browder sat in his chair with a towel around his neck and a bottle of water in his hand as the camera approached. He looked over his shoulder and made a beckoning motion before leaning closer as the camera ducked down to be level with his head. He began whispering conspiratorially.
"Amanda Tapping would like you to think she's just a normal every day gal, but her favorite thing to do to relax is to sit at home watching curling on the TV." he winked into the camera giving a little scout's salute.
P6X-762, April 2821
Cam wondered if Saronus was surprised to see them as the saboteur stepped through the 'gate and turned around to face them. He waved sarcastically and grinned while the Indesta looked around the large room enclosed in metal and glass joined together in acute geometric shapes, which commanded impressive views of the surrounding countryside beyond its walls. He still had his fingers around Vala's throat which made Cam frown and had Teal'c beside him shifting his stance. The wormhole behind him disconnected, revealing Daniel standing on the other side of the Stargate wearing a gigantic red handlebar moustache.
"Hey, that's mine!" cried Ben pointing at Michael as Amanda began laughing next to him.
"CUT! SHANKS!"