"Pizza Slut" Or "If You Don't Come In 30 Minutes Or Less, It's Free"

[alvastarr]

For whatever reasons, nostalgia paid me a visit the other day. A memory of an event over a decade and a half old, that was an agonizing embarrassment at the time, but now makes me giggle like a fiend. When I was approaching 15 years old, I desperately wanted a job, as my finances were, apparently, transforming from "squat" to "nonexistent". However

Comments

[adonisdarkfire]

Buffy! I'm so glad to see you back again! I missed you terribly. I do hope I will be able to talk to you more in depth sometime... either by e-mail or AIM or something. I missed talking with you... confiding in you... all-in-all just being able to type anything and everything to you. I hope I can get so soon... I really did miss you...
~Josh

[loki_fire]

I hope you don't mind the promotion and if you do I apologize. You really should apply to our brand new awesome community.
thedoll_house is a rating community for all the dolls in the alternative scene (gothic, transexuals/crossdressers/transvestites, industrial, cyber, fetish, glam, vamp, alternative, trash, lolita, etc) who have a great look and a sharp intellect.

Do you look like a porcelain or paper doll? Do you seem fragile from the outside but are tough as nails on the inside? Then this may just be the place for you.

[orfeo517]

Hey, Buffy! I've missed you.

[thelatespaceboy]

oy! i have a fuckin' art show, buffs!
you need to come down and buy sumfink. original works, and whatnot. ;)

[patchworkhero]

Ouch, the pain.

I've never been able to be slick about asking if people are hiring. The smoothest way of asking I could think of is "you need some help round here?" but then they're likely to think I'm either hitting on them or offering to burn down their competition.