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[alvanista]

I was amazed to find out there wasn't one yet! Therefore, I bring you...
THE MELANCHOLY OF SUZUMIYA HARUHI KINK MEME!
How does it work:
You ANONYMOUSLY make a comment containing a pairing and a kink. Any pairing, any kink - everything is welcome!
If you want to fulfill a request, you respond to the comment anonymouslyIf you request something,

Comments

[anonymous]

Yuki/Kyon; cybersex.

[anonymous]

Kyon had had enough of Haruhi today; he couldn't believe that anybody could be so obnoxious. After blackmailing the computer society president (in a way that brought Kyon to tears thinking about how lucky the man was), she was now forcing him to design a website for the SOS Brigade. He didn't even know how to design websites, for goodness sake's. Sighing, he switched on the newly-snatched computer Haruhi had acquired from the computer society. After waiting for the machine to turn on, he was going to open the internet browser when a message popped up on the screen.

Y.NAGATO>>A/S/L?Kyon blinked a couple of times to make sure his mind wasn't playing tricks on him. It couldn't have been... perhaps Yuki had told a relative about him?! An older (and maybe more bustier) cousin, maybe a Yui or Yukari?! His inner monologuing on the possibility of this hopefully less stoic family member took his attention away from the screen, where the messages kept on going. When he finally remembered what had caused this fantasizing in the first place,

[christinaathena]

*laughs* That one's awesome!

[anonymous]

Anonymous exists to deliver.

[anonymous]

The prompt is YUKI.N> fyi.

[anonymous]

But that messes everything up. :(

[anonymous]

"Yuki" isn't too uncommon a name

[anonymous]

XD eek, brownie points for bash references ♥