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NOTES WHILE RE-READING HELLSING:
Chapter 6:
• So it does seem to be canon, at least in the heavily implied sense, that Alucard was experimented on in order to be a better weapon against the undead.
Chapter 13:
• First of all, even attempting to cross running water will kill most vampires!
• Second of all, Alucard hates sunlight. He doesn't have any issue with it past that. :{|
• Thirdly.... Riocard wears lipgloss. :{U?!
Chapter 14:
• Alucard, stop sexually harassing the hotel staff.
• On that note, "it's interesting" seems to be a valid excuse for waking a baby vampire up. Geez. He'd be an awful roommate.
Chapter 15:
• Father Anderson's talents do not include housekeeping.
• Is there an official term for being overly-concerned about who's touching your coffin?
• Those jaws are terrifying. Also dis-locatable, apparently.
• Maaaaaybe you should see a doctor about your PTSD, Alucard.
Chapter 16:
• Uh Seras why did you tie the coffins together like that????
• "Here we have Alucard modeling our latest fall look, the ratty-haired, blowing-in-a-mysterious-breeze undead thigh-high-boot set. Really, it's all about the boots."
Chapter 17:
• Eschewing the insane fashion statements of prior title pages (cross-bedecked sunglasses, Maxwell? REALLY?) Walter is blind in his left eye?!
• I am not joking about Alucard's mouth. That thing is a chainsaw.
• Alucard's talents include, rather explicitly, mind control, though judging from the dude's expression, it's pretty conspicuous when in use. This use of his abilities reveals his ultimate weakness: elevators!!!!!
• Telekinesis: check.
• Anderson sees Alucard on the television. The audience stares in shock! Integra lights a match! Walter looks smug and old! Maxwell looks like he's unsure if want but probably relevant to his interests! Anderson jizzes his pants. AWKWARD, ISCARIOT. VERY AWKWARD.
Chapter 6:
• So it does seem to be canon, at least in the heavily implied sense, that Alucard was experimented on in order to be a better weapon against the undead.
Chapter 13:
• First of all, even attempting to cross running water will kill most vampires!
• Second of all, Alucard hates sunlight. He doesn't have any issue with it past that. :{|
• Thirdly.... Riocard wears lipgloss. :{U?!
Chapter 14:
• Alucard, stop sexually harassing the hotel staff.
• On that note, "it's interesting" seems to be a valid excuse for waking a baby vampire up. Geez. He'd be an awful roommate.
Chapter 15:
• Father Anderson's talents do not include housekeeping.
• Is there an official term for being overly-concerned about who's touching your coffin?
• Those jaws are terrifying. Also dis-locatable, apparently.
• Maaaaaybe you should see a doctor about your PTSD, Alucard.
Chapter 16:
• Uh Seras why did you tie the coffins together like that????
• "Here we have Alucard modeling our latest fall look, the ratty-haired, blowing-in-a-mysterious-breeze undead thigh-high-boot set. Really, it's all about the boots."
Chapter 17:
• Eschewing the insane fashion statements of prior title pages (cross-bedecked sunglasses, Maxwell? REALLY?) Walter is blind in his left eye?!
• I am not joking about Alucard's mouth. That thing is a chainsaw.
• Alucard's talents include, rather explicitly, mind control, though judging from the dude's expression, it's pretty conspicuous when in use. This use of his abilities reveals his ultimate weakness: elevators!!!!!
• Telekinesis: check.
• Anderson sees Alucard on the television. The audience stares in shock! Integra lights a match! Walter looks smug and old! Maxwell looks like he's unsure if want but probably relevant to his interests! Anderson jizzes his pants. AWKWARD, ISCARIOT. VERY AWKWARD.