Catapillers go on Rampage, thurst for german schoolchildren's blood insatiable

Mar 23, 2006 02:05

I finally gave into plant lust yesterday. It was my day off and thanks to the government I got a tax return on Saturday. Normally that would mean I would spend a bit more and buy myself something to eat, but on Friday I got another plant catalogue. It was too much for me to take. I went to Lowe's and I was just going to look around and maybe buy some seeds and pots. At it turns out they had seedlings, of exactly what I was looking for. I spend about three hours looking at everything and pricing soil, fertilizers, pots, plants, and just looking in general. Plus it's a home improvement store and having a penis enables you to spend countless hours looking brackets, hinge joints, bolts of enormous sizes and enough power tools to take down small governments located in third world countries. After all was said and done, I had bought almost 80 pounds of soil and fertilizer, seven plants and six planters. I got a hybrid tomato, a big boy tomato, 100 vine cherry tomato, an early producing cherry tomato, sweet bell pepper, a sweet banana pepper, and a rosemary plant. Most of that was due to my inexplicable charm. Somehow I used my charisma to smooze a most of that away without having to pay a dime, just a little dignity. This morning I re-potted them all, watered them and I am eagerly waiting the summer when they start producing.
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