Funniest thing I saw today.
Ok, so Owen wanted to go and eat at Red Lobster in Sac tonight. So we were sitting in there waiting for our table, and this chick and her friend walks in. This chick was ok; she was pretty hot. She had a nice ass and all. But enough about her ass. So she walks around the restraunt looking for her party with her friend. She circles around and comes back to the guy who takes down names on the wait list. Then, this little like 3 yr old or something was running past, and i guess his older brother(like 20 or so) was chasing after him. The kid runs, stops right behind the chick, and slaps her ass. The older brother person quickly steers the kid away going "OHOHOHOHOHO!" The chick was rubbing her ass afterwards. And I happened to right there to see it. It happend like 5 feet directly in front of me. I didn't laugh out loud. But DAMN, that kid knows what he wants. =P