Sep 02, 2008 14:19
This sucks. I'm sick of this. I'm moving to a swing state! No, not to tip the scales. I want to be courted and pandered to by the candidates! I mean, I'm in a wee tiny state and if we get ONE stop it is for a couple hours /tops/ and then we never see them again! And it's such a non-news item it shows up as a mention on the local news /after/ the fact. They come in to chat up the money people and vanish. It sucks.
I don't think these "swing" states are undecided or divided or anything like that. THEY ARE EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATIVE CONTROL FREAKS. They puke themselves if they aren't the center of attention. Yeah, you're special. Get on the short bus. This is why the country is a wreck, ladies and germs. You allow THESE people to whine their way into a position of power over YOU.
[Edit: You didn't click,did you. Not a one. I can tell.]
I'm joking! I'm joking! Except I do think the swing state thing is wacky.
i say,
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