It is summer.
Customers bring their fleas.
So work has fleas.
I have fleas.
I spray myself down with insect repellant before I leave my car to walk into work. It does not last the 8hrs.
I spray down before I get in my car to go home.
My car has fleas.
I have fleas.
I shower when I get home & spray myself down again.
My house has fleas.
The vet was out of flea drops and I don't want to pay for a case of them! I only need 1 or 2 doses to break the cycle.
I don't want Cat to have fleas.
Cat has fleas.
Because people are disgusting and management are CHEAP FING BASTARDS