After the realization that I'm frickin BALD I've been pondering skipping the awkward Friar Tuck and the Gollem stage all together! Maybe going strait to shaving my head? Which will naturally get all the "cancer sucks!" comments. "Knock wood, but my bad genes are only cosmetic."
So then I'm thinking, maybe a tattoo? So it looks more likeca style choice? 🤔 I'm not 100% certain my workplace would permit?