Ok, I spam /everyone/ with my stuff, not just you guys.
This weekend I decided to share some cute guy spam with a friend
I say, "I think he's got a Burt Lancaster vibe here..."
Not even a moment hesitation she shouts, "he looks like a girl!"
O.o
She asks, "Is that the guy you like?"
I show her my actor.
She yells, "He's got fake hair! That's not his!"
I shrug and admit, "He probably colors it."
"I hate men with fake hair!"
I pull up SRK, "Is this more your type?"
"That's not his real stomach! That's a shirt! They painted muscles on him!"
-.-
I stopped myself and bit my tongue before I said anything about her husband or her own colored hair.
Cuz Ok, you're just in a contrary mood. I'll leave you to it!