Wolf!
Coyote hunter in Wisconsin shoots wolf by mistake.
Neighbor: "OMG, wolves! They'll eat our children."
'Tivo: "Only if you keep cranking them out like fast food."
(Disclaimer: This interaction is purely fictional but I'm sorely tempted to just say it instead of biting my tongue.)
Neighbor: "OMG, wolves! They'll eat our children."
'Tivo: "Only if you keep cranking them out like fast food."
(Disclaimer: This interaction is purely fictional but I'm sorely tempted to just say it instead of biting my tongue.)