The red ones are ones I DIDN'T want in. Bum.
Montenegro
John Travolta = win
metallic mock warehouse dress = fail
Czech Rep
I think 'Gypsy' is a non p.c. term these days....
Superman suit and a paedo tache.... ho hum.... song is hectic.
Belgium
Botoxed Elvis... bonus point for props (comb). Minus point for clashing backing singers. Why does every song have an unnecessary bridge and a misguided solo?
Belarus
White catsuits wtf? He needs a haircut.
Bonus point for wind machine. Minus point for blatant crotch-embellishment with a pair of socks. Harmonies are unstable but the song is shit anyway.
Sweden
Wardrobe didn't manage to make a strapless bodice fit. Oh dear. She's overdone the peroxide but Swedish=blonde so that's ok. The dying cat shrieking isn't. BOnus points for masks.
Armenia
funky hareem. Song has a dumb bridge but is ok.
Andorra
Welcome back Ginger Spice. YOu still can't sing.
Switzerland
booooriiiiiiing
Turkey
Pussycat Dolls crossed with lots of red fabric and a hareem
Israel
I don't care how politically nice and peace loving these trannies nice women are, bring back the TEAPACKS
Bulgaria
flames. bonus for dancing on stilts. bloke is clearly castrated. another bonus for neon green fuck-me-boots
Iceland
minus costume point - they forgot a ruffle
first dodgy key change of the night
FYR Macedonia
see Switzerland
Romania
fairies.
bonus point for naff lyrics (my hips are ready to glow)
Finland
They only had bacofoil to do the costumes out of and halfway through even that ran out. The dad rapper doesn't help either.
Portugal
Kelly Osborne in a nice outfit, but she nearly fell over. Bonus point for the accordion. Minus point because the song is shit.
Malta
2nd key change of the night. Ginger Spice has put on weight.
Bosnia-Herzegovina
BEIGE.
John Travolta = win
metallic mock warehouse dress = fail
Czech Rep
I think 'Gypsy' is a non p.c. term these days....
Superman suit and a paedo tache.... ho hum.... song is hectic.
Belgium
Botoxed Elvis... bonus point for props (comb). Minus point for clashing backing singers. Why does every song have an unnecessary bridge and a misguided solo?
Belarus
White catsuits wtf? He needs a haircut.
Bonus point for wind machine. Minus point for blatant crotch-embellishment with a pair of socks. Harmonies are unstable but the song is shit anyway.
Sweden
Wardrobe didn't manage to make a strapless bodice fit. Oh dear. She's overdone the peroxide but Swedish=blonde so that's ok. The dying cat shrieking isn't. BOnus points for masks.
Armenia
funky hareem. Song has a dumb bridge but is ok.
Andorra
Welcome back Ginger Spice. YOu still can't sing.
Switzerland
booooriiiiiiing
Turkey
Pussycat Dolls crossed with lots of red fabric and a hareem
Israel
I don't care how politically nice and peace loving these trannies nice women are, bring back the TEAPACKS
Bulgaria
flames. bonus for dancing on stilts. bloke is clearly castrated. another bonus for neon green fuck-me-boots
Iceland
minus costume point - they forgot a ruffle
first dodgy key change of the night
FYR Macedonia
see Switzerland
Romania
fairies.
bonus point for naff lyrics (my hips are ready to glow)
Finland
They only had bacofoil to do the costumes out of and halfway through even that ran out. The dad rapper doesn't help either.
Portugal
Kelly Osborne in a nice outfit, but she nearly fell over. Bonus point for the accordion. Minus point because the song is shit.
Malta
2nd key change of the night. Ginger Spice has put on weight.
Bosnia-Herzegovina
BEIGE.