Stolen from haganenomore

[alternate_faye]

Fanservicey cat-people? Now I love the sound of that!

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[elisa_garg]

Note to self: stay on Faye's good side.

[alternate_faye]

Good idea, that.

[elisa_garg]

But no gettin' a big head just because you're gonna take over the world or something. 'cause, you know, then I'd have to fulfill my obligations as a super-hero and stop you.

[alternate_faye]

Hey, I'd stop me too.

[elisa_garg]

Good to know. No being eeeeeevil for you.

[alternate_faye]

Right. Um, Elisa? I've kinda gotten a huge crush on someone... who's not available. Help?

[elisa_garg]

"Really not available, or you just think he's not available/not interested?"

[alternate_faye]

"Really not available, as in he's got a girlfriend. Who he's in love with." Who does she mean? Ed or Ben?

[elisa_garg]

"Oh..." This requires some thinking. "Can't really say I've been in that kind of spot before. Best I can tell you is that there's lots more fish in the sea."

[alternate_faye]

"Yeah..." But she wants Ed... "Easier said than done."

[elisa_garg]

This from the girl who'll have sex with anyone with a pulse.

She gets a hug anyway. "Always difficult, wanting what you can't have."

Unless of course you go through a traumatic change of species and are forced into having the "let's talk about our feelings" conversation a good bit ahead of most timelines.

[alternate_faye]

"Yep... First person in a while that I wanted to be in a relationship with."

[elisa_garg]

"Dare I ask who?"

[alternate_faye]

"It's Ed."

[elisa_garg]

Elisa's only met him a couple times, so it takes a moment for her to put the name to a face.

"Hmmm. Not exactly my type, but I guess he's kinda cute." Realizing this isn't at all helpful, she goes on, "Seriously, Faye. Worse to worse, talk to him."

[alternate_faye]

She sighs, then nods. "Okay."