Neither Chaos nor Chibi own anything.
Roleplay is in script-style because it's fun and easy.
Chaos: Reno, Sephiroth
Chibi: Zack, Cloud, Angeal, Genesis, Kadaj, Loz, Rabid Fangirl...
Reno: I can proudly say I wasn't involved *nods*
Zack: I wonder if he's going to use a leash? =3
Sephiroth: -_-; Only to chain you to the desk....
Zack: *purrs* Hopefully your desk. 6
Sephiroth: *regards with blank stare* Only if you turn your mission report in on time.
Zack: I did. It's not my fault I can't write well. *has chocobo scratches for writing*
Sephiroth: You have a computer and a printer in your office, use it.
Zack: But... but... You know computers hate me! *wails*
Sephiroth: That's why I gave you Cloud.
Zack: He's in class.
Sephiroth: Then I guess you'll just have to deal with being chained to your own desk.
Zack: *clings to Sephy-pants and wails pitifully* But it's so lonely! Can't I bring my laptop to your desk?
Sephiroth: Not unless you bring tribute.
Zack: Chocolate cake from your favorite bakery?
Sephiroth: What else would you bribe me with?.... *Pauses, considers that sentence*. Don't answer that.
Zack: Um... porn magazines?
Sephiroth: *stares* Why would I want porn when if I wanted to see naked people, all I would have to do is snap my fingers. There isn't anyone in this building who wouldn't take their clothes off for me.
Zack: ... *is so pwned by that statement but refuses to say so* I can be very entertaining?
Cloud: *decides he wants nothing to do with this and pretends to be busy*
Reno: *has brought Popcorn*
Sephiroth: I will admit to that.... But you're still being chained to your desk,
Zack: *is desperate for something when a lightbulb lights over him* I'll go to Angeal's office. XD He doesn't mind.
Cloud: *pulls out some smores* Want some? *asks Reno*
Reno: *regards with some suspicion* What did you use to roast the marshmallows?
Cloud: Fire materia. What else?
Sephiroth: I don't believe I gave you a choice in the manner *pulls leash out of his pocket and attaches it to Zack's uniform*
Reno: You don't want to know *shudders*. Really you don't.
Cloud: So want some?
Zack: *takes off uniform and runs to Angeal's office* Angie!
Genesis: o.0 *is passed by*
Reno: *shrugs* Why not?.... *Pauses* Did he just...?
Sephiroth: *eye twitches as he realizes that Zack has just abandoned his clothing....again* Zack!! Get back here!! *Sephiroth follows after the naked Zack*
Cloud: I never saw it. *continues eating his smores blissfully unaware*
Reno: I am so paying the security team off to get these tapes.
Zack: *rushes into Angeal's office and hides underneath Angeal's desk* Hide me! Sephy-pants is out to get me.. *whimpers*
Angeal: ... What did you do, Puppy?
Cloud: ... I'll pretend I never heard that... if you make me a copy.
Reno: Why wouldn't I? I fully intend to pass this around the building...
Sephiroth: *storms into Angeal's office* Zack, you are going to put your clothes back on and chain yourself to your desk and you are *going* to like it
Angeal: *raises brow and as usual pretends Zack isn't there for his sanity* Seph, what has Zack done wrong this time? *sits at his desk while keeping any wandering hands away from him*
Cloud: *continues eating*
Sephiroth: *Blank stare* Would you like me to email you the list
Angeal: ... Oh puppy, you're going to give me grey hairs before I turn 30. *says to no one in particular* Very well.
Reno: *is happily listing off all the people he's going to sell the video to*
Sephiroth: *pulls out his spare leash and collar and advances on Zack*
Zack: *bolts for the vents and escapes through there*
Angeal: *calmly pretends nothing has happened*
Sephiroth: *eye twitches as his prey escapes yet again, he glares at Angeal before stalking out of the room and heading towards where he left Cloud and Reno.* One of you is getting chained to....wait a second, Cloud aren't you supposed to be in class?
Cloud: Instructor cancelled at the last moment. He said he wasn't feeling too well. Must have eaten the cafeteria food.
Zack: *making a mad dash to the first class dorms area through the vents*
Sephiroth: *smirks* Then no one will notice if I chain you to Zack's desk for an hour or two.... *snaps the collar around Cloud's neck and proceeds to drag him off.*
Reno: *watches with some amusement, still munching happily on popcorn.*
Cloud: ;.; Zack! You're so going to pay for this! *is dragged off by Sephy-pants*
Zack: *feels a sudden chill down his back* Someone's plotting against me.
Sephiroth: *evil smirk as he opens the door to Zack's office and attaches the other end of the leash to the handy bar running around the edge of the desk.* Now.... the question is, do I leave you here, or do I stay and....? *Sephiroth pauses, deciding to base his decision on Cloud's behavior*
Reno: *is currently wandering around the SOLDIER floor with no real purpose other than escaping work*
Cloud: *decides to hide underneath the desk and hope that people will not notice or ask why he's currently chained to Zack's desk*
Genesis: *happens to be quoting Loveless again to anyone who would listen, which happens to be in the same vicinity as Reno*
Reno: *stares at Genesis for a minute or two, trying to decide whether or not to run.*
Genesis: *snags Reno and refuses to let him go* Have you heard of a wonderful play called Loveles? Here let me read you my favorite parts
Sephiroth: *is greatly amused by Cloud's attempts to hide, so he turns on Zack's webcam and places it on the chair before stalking off towards the first class dorms.*
Reno: *sweatdrops as he realizes that he is now within the madman's grasp, perhaps he should've went to his office when his pager beeped three minutes ago* Umm....
Sephiroth: *Blinks as he comes upon Genesis and Reno standing in the middle of the hallway* Should I ask?
Genesis: Of course you do! *goes and drags Reno back to his office for a long reading of Loveless, course he's going to lock his door to prevent Reno from escaping and his vent is escape proof*
Cloud: *puts his hand over the webcame* Crisis averted for now... I wonder if I can... *grabs a paperclip and attempts to pick the lock*
Sephiroth: *stares at Genesis's retreating back in shock and idly wonders which leash he used on Cloud, the pick-proof one or the one that shocks you when you stick something in the lock.*
Cloud: *is electrocuted and is zapped unconscious*
Reno: *screams and starts clawing the walls, trying to escape* RRRRRAAAAPPPEEEE!!! *he pauses, remembering what his mom told him.* I mean, FIIIRREEEEE!!* he pauses again, realizing that that sounded stupid coming from him and settles for the time-tested statement.* HEEEEELLLPPPP!!!!
Elena: *raises brow as she's passing in the other direction* Whatever trouble you've gotten yourself into, you can get yourself out. *continues walking away ignoring any further screams from Reno*
Sephiroth: *shrugs and decides it doesn't matter before continuing on to the first class dorms*
Zack: *is in his apartment and changes into his spare SOLDIER uniform before attempting to escape somewhere out of Sephy's grasp*
Reno: *due to an extreme lack of useful weaponry, he takes his shoe off and throws it at Elena's head.*
Elena: *catches Reno's shoe without looking and still walks away*
Sephiroth: *stomach growls and he decides that Zack can wait a few moments while he goes and eats in his favorite restuarant*
Reno: *hits the detonator for the bomb hidden in his shoe*
Elena: *has her shield materia up so no harm!*
Kadaj & Loz: *are at Seph's fave restaurant*
Reno: *pouts as he is dragged away*
Sephiroth: *stalks in, coat flapping in the non-existant wind and is immediately seated.* I'll have my usual, with an extra bottle of wine.
Kadaj: *looks over to Sephiroth: >3 Hey, Sephy-pants!
Loz: *jaw drops*
Sephiroth: *regards coolly* Kadaj-chan, Loz.
Reno: *ish slowly going insane*
Genesis: *reads Loveless nonstop*
Kadaj: *actually likes that nickname* What brings you here?
Sephiroth: *shrugs* I was hungry, but not desperate enought to actually go to the cafeteria.
Reno: *passed out of the floor, foaming from mouth*
Kadaj: *hides underneath the table to avoid being taken out by flying rabid fan girl*
Flying Rabid Fan Girl: *latches onto Seph*
Sephiroth: *sighs and uses his spoon to decapitate her*