Jan 22, 2006 20:57
Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.
The quickest way to a man's heart is through Jack Bauer's gun.
The real reason Jack Bauer was fired from CTU was his massive cell phone bill.
If Jack on Lost's last name was Bauer, he would've killed "The Others," the polar bear, and the monster, and he would've gotten everyone rescued. However, the show would've lasted only one episode.
If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
Jack Bauer can, in fact, divide by zero.
Jack Bauer keeps a gun in his couch. You don't want to know what he keeps in his La-Z-Boy.
Jack Bauer has two speeds, walk and kill.
In the average room, there are 1,242 items that Jack could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Don't ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike bar...