we need more nights like these
alright, so last night me and jack and greg and tom totally effed the dunkin donuts chic in the eyes with water (the same one we got a week earlier, and i ordered the same thing, which made it even more hilarious). then we proceeded to go to meijer to get some eggs for our massive omelet we were going to make all over someone's house. when we got inside some stupid crackwhore bitches told us it was past our curfew. jack immediately followed with "fuck you, bitch." then as we left, we decided we should totally ace those kids with eggs. we waited outside of meijer for about 30 minutes before these drunkmos came out. then as we slowly drove by, tom pelted them with eggs while greg followed it with water from the gizzun (the one we used previously on Mrs. Dunkin Donuts). I remember yelling "It's your curfew bitches!" really loud, which made it ten times better cuz they got what they deserved, those fucks. on our way home i almost piddled in my pantalones cuz i was so pumped. Then we egged the fuckin crap outta some gay's house. we each had three eggs or so, and we just unloaded, i aimed strictly for the windows, i hope i broke some. that's all, and seriously, we need to have more nights like that, it was the shit. also, i think ian will probably be hanging out with us a lot more, so that's kind of cool as well.