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The cat woke me up 5 minutes ago...
"Wake up human, YES YOU! Do you realise what time it is. No response eh? You are not getting away with that. Right I am going to walk all over your body, treading hard on any sensative or ticklish spots, right up to your head. Then I am going to mew constantly in your ear. Ok the ear..."Why haven't I been fed? The service in this place is disgusting! I should have been fed a clear hour ago. My bowl is empty and that is a situation I cannot tolerate. "
"Ah ha! I saw your eyes open for a second then, right you are awake, you can't pretend any more, get up and feed me. NO! Don't roll over again and hug your bloke. OK Stage 2 - Staring, often manages to put them off when they are planning to stay in bed longer and make funny noises. Right in possition - stare. Hmmmm think I will combine this with pitiful mewing with a really tooth jangling edge to the tone. "Feeeed Meeeee, Feeed Meeeee, Feeeed Meeee"
"Ah ha, movement at last, the lazy bitch has got up. How dare she think she can lie in bed on a Sunday when I need feeding. No not the bathroom first, I am more important, get downstairs and feed me!"
"Wake up human, YES YOU! Do you realise what time it is. No response eh? You are not getting away with that. Right I am going to walk all over your body, treading hard on any sensative or ticklish spots, right up to your head. Then I am going to mew constantly in your ear. Ok the ear..."Why haven't I been fed? The service in this place is disgusting! I should have been fed a clear hour ago. My bowl is empty and that is a situation I cannot tolerate. "
"Ah ha! I saw your eyes open for a second then, right you are awake, you can't pretend any more, get up and feed me. NO! Don't roll over again and hug your bloke. OK Stage 2 - Staring, often manages to put them off when they are planning to stay in bed longer and make funny noises. Right in possition - stare. Hmmmm think I will combine this with pitiful mewing with a really tooth jangling edge to the tone. "Feeeed Meeeee, Feeed Meeeee, Feeeed Meeee"
"Ah ha, movement at last, the lazy bitch has got up. How dare she think she can lie in bed on a Sunday when I need feeding. No not the bathroom first, I am more important, get downstairs and feed me!"