Private message to Mr Lucius Malfoy

Jul 07, 2011 17:20

I have sorted through all the piles and extracted the pending correspondence which I deem most pressing for your review. Unfortunately, there are several invitations past their RSVP date which I doubt have been brought to your attention (they have not been marked down in your calendar, nor is there any record of regrets being sent out in the correspondence log). I also discovered a rather malicious cantrip, a slicing hex rigged in the top drawer of the mahogany credenza under the north window, which I have defused. After Mr Hooper had been escorted to the street so I could not extract a proper retribution, unfortunately, but I wanted to make you aware of it. To the best of my knowledge, there is not anything else in my work space, but I do not know if there is anything else he managed to rig in yours before I arrived.

I will be here tomorrow at 7:30 sharp. Thank you very much for the opportunity, Mr Malfoy. I will endeavour to do my very best to assist you in your important work.

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