First things first.
HAPPY REAL-BELATED 23RD BIRTHDAY to HERO & YUNHO!!!
& also HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY to CHANGMIN!!!
ok so on to the story~
Title: Watashi wa… Akuma desu (13/?)
Author: Yin-chan
Pairing: HSB and other characters, Inootome
Rating: PG - 13
Genre: Humor
Summary: These boys are out to cheat girls' feelings...but are they that bad?
Chapter Summary: THE FOREBODING NUMBER 13! And it's Akuma Day!! Hikaru finally gone nuts... Takaki is jealous of INOOTOME's relationship and Yabu wants to be like Hikaru!
A/N: Tons of INOOTOME moments to look forward to~♪ ♪ ♪
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Chapter 13: The INOOTOME-ness in Akuma Day…
“Inoo-Chan~♥” Hikaru whined as he hugged Inoo when they met at the school gates early in the morning, “Ohayo~♪”
Inoo nodded his head in reply as a form of greeting Hikaru ‘Ohayo!’ with love. (Of course.) Well… maybe not with that much of love that Hikaru gives Inoo but Hikaru never fails to melt with the delights of seeing Inoo smile in front of him.
“Inoo-Sama!!! Hikaru-Sama!!!!” the daily squeals of the perky fan girls never fail to catch their attention, “Ohayo gozaimasu!!!”
“Ohayo~” Hikaru greeted as they sauntered past them, winking at them and making them go weak in their knees.
“Inoo-Chan~ today is a very special day… do you know what day is it?” Hikaru prompted Inoo, walked beside him happily.
‘Wakaranai. What day is it? ^^’ Inoo typed on his cell phone and showed it to Hikaru.
“It’s the AKUMA DAY!!! TaDa~~♪” Hikaru exclaimed as he pointed to the crowd that are attacking the door of the clubhouse, “Today is the date when this club was set up… specially by US.”
“Souka.” Inoo said with a smile on his face as they approached the crowd in front of the clubhouse.
“It’s just like Valentine’s Day with all the presents and love confessions that we’ll be getting~” Hikaru explained calmly as the principal came to stop the commotion that the girls were causing.
“STOP IT!!! STOP IT!!!” Kusanagi screamed as he tried to push the girls away.
“Yo!” Hikaru greeted the principal as he opened the door to the clubhouse.
“Yo….” Kusanagi replied unconsciously and then stopped Hikaru in his tracks, “Ch-CHOTTO MATTE!!! YOU DON’T GREET YOUR PRINCIPAL LIKE THAT, YOU HEAR ME!?!?!”
That was when Hikaru noticed the girls were busy stifling their laughter, he looked behind Kusanagi and he laughed, “Kusanagi-San… are you still going to stand here like that?”
“Nande?”
Daiki who was near then joined in the fun as he teased the principal, “Oh dear, Kusanagi-San~ my…my… the way your bald head helps to reflect the brilliant light of the dawn is marvelous!”
“Reflect…? Light…? My head…?” Kusanagi muttered and almost immediately, Inoo, being kind-hearted and angel-like, picked up Kusanagi’s wig and gave it to him.
“It dropped.” Inoo said, unknowingly dispersing an aura of kindness and awesomeness which made Kusanagi gaped in awe.
“A…. a…. Arigato…” Kusanagi stuttered as he stared at Inoo dreamily.
Hikaru, witnessing the loving sight of Inoo helping Kusanagi, screamed immediately as he hugged Inoo tightly, “AHHHH!!!! DON’T LOOK INTO HIS EYES!!!” he screamed fearfully as he wrapped his legs around Inoo and covered Inoo’s eyes with his bare hands.
The girls, who witnessed the ‘kawaii’ side of Hikaru, went pawing all over them as Yabu, who happened to reach school not long ago, grabbed Inoo by the collar and dragged him into the clubhouse… with Hikaru still hugging him.
“Hika-Chan…” Daiki called out to him, “if you continue to treat Inoo like this, he’ll never be able to date any girls!”
“Yup…” Yabu panted, “No girls will be able to get close to him if you just stick to him like glue.”
“But isn’t it funny how Inoo and Hika tend to attract guys as well…?” Takaki pointed out as Hikaru narrowed his eyes at Takaki.
“I’m not a HOMO!!!!!!!!” Hikaru argued as he strangled Takaki.
“We have to get Inoo another date…” Daiki sighed, “What happened to the girl during prom night?”
‘I’ve gotten rid of her.’ Inoo wrote on the whiteboard, smiling sweetly at the Akumas as Takaki fell off his chair in shock.
“Whoa…” Takaki said in admiration, “who would ever know that Inoo actually is a true Akuma on the inside?”
Yabu narrowed his eyes suspiciously at Hikaru who was trying to stifle his laughter, “Hika-Chan… did you do something to the girl?”
“She tried to kiss Inoo…” Hikaru whimpered softly as he twirled his fingers playfully and pouted, shooting an innocent look at Yabu.
Inoo then tried to defend his best friend as he tugged at Yabu’s sleeve and wrote hurriedly, ‘I didn’t want to kiss that girl. So I sort of accidentally pushed her down the pond.’
Smiling awkwardly at Yabu, whose lips were twitching at Inoo’s sentence, Yabu then sighed, “Okay…. Hika…. You’re forgiven…”
“Yay~!!! Yabu-Chan!!!” Hikaru cried as he pounced onto Yabu like a little kid, “Aisheteru~♥”
‘What about me?’ Inoo prompted sadly with pouted lips as he pointed to himself and watched his best friend’s hair being ruffled playfully by Yabu.
“EH???” Daiki and Takaki exclaimed in horror, “Inoo… you actually like being hugged by Hika?!”
~*~
“Why do I feel like I’m in a zoo…?” Yamaguchi asked as the chalk broke into two in her vice like grip.
The class then muttered, “It’s not only you, Sensei…” as they all squeezed into a corner of the class at the many hands that were sticking into their classroom through the windows.
“Oi! Oi! Oi!” Yamaguchi hollered, “Don’t you know that it’s lesson time right now!? Shouldn’t you girls be in class!?”
The eyes of the stubborn girls then narrowed at Yamaguchi suspiciously, “Why are you forbidding us to see the Akumas, Sensei?”
“Ya… do you have some sort of relationship with them, you old hag?”
“What…?” Yamaguchi muttered with gritted teeth as her face darkened, unable to withstand her anger any longer, “Who are you calling an old hag!?!?!?!?” she hollered and charged at them as Hikaru and Inoo tried their best to hold her back whilst she kicked and punched the air desperately.
“Sensei… we’re in the school…” Hikaru whispered as he tried to maintain the smile on his face.
“I don’t care!!!” Yamaguchi screamed as she continued to kick wildly like an obstinate kid in distress… that was when her shoe dislodged itself and flew over her head… landing once again on… Taro’s head.
“Why is it always me~~~?” Taro whined with tears in his eyes.
~*~
“Ne… why are we torturing ourselves like this?” Daiki moaned as he stared at the sofa that was overflowing with presents, “I can’t even find an empty place to nap!!!”
“Talk about being popular…” Takaki sighed as he swept the presents off the table and chair to make space for himself.
Carefully striding so as not to step on any of the presents, Yabu emptied his bag of gifts on the table, unknowingly covering Takaki’s head with some of them...
“Takaki-Sama!!!” they heard squeals from the outside and Takaki bolted upright almost immediately, scattering the gifts that were covering him all over the already messy floor.
“Coming~!!!” he yelled, trying to sound as perky as possible despite the exhaustion of handling their fan girls.
~*~
“Inoo-Chan~♪” Hikaru whined as he hopped onto Inoo’s back when they were nearing the clubhouse, “You’ll be my remote controlled car today~”
“Inoo-Sama~!!!!!” another group of girls screamed, delighted to see Akuma Inoo and Hikaru.
“Haha… this is when my invention comes in handy….” Hikaru muttered as he took out a paper bag and covered Inoo’s head with it, “I’ve cut out two holes so that you can see, Inoo-Chan~♪”
“Eheheh???” the girls exclaimed as the two Akumas walked past them.
“Sorry girls… but my bag is full right now… but I’ll be free again after lunch~!!! See you later~!!!” Hikaru exclaimed as he went into the clubhouse with Inoo, leaving Takaki and the rest of the girls baffled.
“What did Hikaru-Sama just say?” one of the girls asked after a long silence.
“Uh… that he’ll be free after lunch?” Takaki replied as he stared at the shut door.
“Oh well… never mind!” the girls muttered as they regained their consciousness to Akuma Takaki, who was still standing in front of them, “AHHH!!! Takaki-Sama!!!!”
~*~
“I have so many chocolates already...” Yabu muttered to himself as he threw the small box of chocolates from one hand to another playfully.
That was when he met Ayame, who was once again, tightly clutching onto her one-eyed bunny like a little girl and walking down the aisle with some punks pointing and mocking at her.
Walking up to them, Yabu shielded Ayame by standing in front of her and muttered, “What are you looking at?”
“We were just playing…! What’s wrong with talking to a big baby like her?” one of them yelled, “How would I know that she’s an Akuma’s girl? Geez…”
Turning around he noticed that Ayame had walked away without noticing his presence, “Sakurai Ayame!” he called out to her and she turned around slowly, taking one look at him before staring at the floor once more, uninterested in him.
“You could’ve at least thanked me before going off…” Yabu joked as he tapped her head playfully with the small box of chocolates, “Here… this is for you… I don’t really like sweet things anyway.” He said as he pushed the beautifully wrapped box into her hand, “I’m sure bunny will like it a lot too… Ja Ne.”
“Is that… Yabu?” Erika and Takaki muttered at the same time as they eyed at him fishily each at a different wall.
Rolling their eyes, Takaki then ran in Yabu’s direction while Erika stormed off in the opposite direction. “Yabu!” Takaki called out to him and hooked an arm around Yabu in a brotherly manner, “Who’s that girl? Sakurai…?”
Yabu then smiled and replied, “Yup… that’s her alright. She looks so pitiful sometimes.”
“So… you just pity her? You don’t like her in that sort of way, right?” Takaki asked again just to confirm.
“Takaki… why are you asking so much?” Yabu teased, “If you want her, then you can have her… I’m not into her or anything!”
“Who wants that little kid…?” Takaki sniggered, “I’m only interested in beautiful girls~”
“Inoo-chan~!!!” they heard a familiar scream coming from behind them and the next thing that they know, Hikaru whizzed past them and pounced onto Inoo who was just some distance ahead of them.
“And Hika-Chan is just interested in Inoo…” Yabu muttered as Takaki gaped at the sight of Inoo smiling at Hikaru ever so lovingly, “I admire Hikaru sometimes…”
“Why would you admire him?” Takaki asked, “He’s all over Inoo and sometimes he doesn’t even notice my presence…”
“Ooh~ Are you JEALOUS, Takaki???” Yabu teased.
“Definitely not!” Takaki exclaimed, “I’m not into such stuff!!”
“I really admire how Inoo and Hika-Chan can be so close to each other sometimes…” Yabu said as he looked at Takaki from the corner of his eye, “Maybe we should do that too…?”
“Nani?”
“I’m coming, Takaki-Chan!!!!” Yabu screamed as he hopped onto Takaki’s back, “Go! Go! Go!”
~*~
Inoo was clearing up the mess in the classroom when a girl came into his classroom, sobbing really hardly. “Ah…” she halted in her tracks when she saw Inoo and noticed that she had gone into the wrong classroom, “Gomen ne…!” she cried and ran out almost immediately even before Inoo could stop her.
“Matte!” Inoo said as he tried to catch up with her, picking up her cell phone which she had dropped on the floor.
“Huh…?” the girl turned around slowly.
“This.” Inoo said as he pushed her cell phone into her hand and a packet of tissue into her other hand.
“This is not mine…” the girl said as she stared at the tissue on her other hand.
“Present.” Inoo said with a gentle smile on his face and he pointed to himself and then to the girl… indicating; From me to you.
“Oh… arigato.” The girl said before she walked off, dazed.
“Inoo-Chan… she’s your target…?” Hikaru asked with a smile on his face as he placed an arm around Inoo.
‘Maybe?’ Inoo typed on his cell phone with an angelic smile on his face.
“Well… Inoo-Chan is an Akuma after all ne?” Hikaru teased as Inoo nodded his head and walked into the classroom with his best friend.
“By the way… Inoo-Chan… how many letters and gifts have you received up till now?” Hikaru asked curiously as he erased the writings on the blackboard.
Inoo stared dreamily at Hikaru’s handsome back view and the shadow that was cast on the floor because of the glaring orange light that was pouring into the classroom through the opened windows. ‘53… and counting.’ Inoo playfully wrote on the blackboard.
“Oh… 53…” Hikaru muttered absentmindedly, then, turning around to look at the numbers again, his eyes widened as he gave a cry of shock and horror, “WHAT?! 53 AND COUNTING?!”
Inoo just nodded and smiled sweetly at his adorable best friend.
“Where’re your letters?! I’ll burn them!!!” Hikaru screamed, “I’ll eat your cakes and chocolates for you!!! I’ll rip the letters into a MILLION pieces!!!!!!!”
‘How many have you got?’ Inoo wrote on the blackboard, still smiling at Hikaru.
“Well…” Hikaru muttered as he counted his fingers, trying to recall how many had he received so far, “67…. And counting!” he said happily, not realizing about the changed expression on Inoo‘s face.
Inoo’s face was dark as he wrote on the blackboard so hard that it broke the chalk into half!!!! Hikaru who was startled by Inoo’s darkened face, covered by his beautiful hair, read the words that were written on the black board and started to back away from the normally angel-like Inoo that now had a face that could just about kill anyone that stand in his way.
‘Who are the girls? Tell me their names…’
END~ (^-.-^)
A/N: Yay! Here it is as promised!! Haha, I'm not sure how long I'll be able to post up the next chapter. Hopefully I won't be so busy and soon enough that I could at least update once a week. Haha.