rules
after reading through an old residential life guidebook, i've put together this list.
the following are the only codes of conduct which i did not break while at the honors college:
1. I never installed an antenna or satellite dish
2. I never altered or tampered with cable equipment
3. I never made harassing or obscene phone calls (I never use my dorm phone line, and thus didn't break this rule)
4. I never did an illegal room transfer
5. I never painted a dorm room (I'm not counting touch ups)
6. I never had a waterbed
thank you.
The seventh "I never broke the University Sexual Harassment Guidelines" has been removed in light of this conversation:
Himura5335: 6. I never broke the University Sexual Harassment Guidelines
Himura5335: really?
theycalmeslim: to my knowledge
theycalmeslim: here's what it says:
Himura5335: lol
theycalmeslim: "will not tolerate sexual misconduct, harassment, exploitation, intimidation, or coercion."
theycalmeslim: you one up me on the illegal room transfer, right?
Himura5335: I was your pimp one time
theycalmeslim: hmm
theycalmeslim: do you think that violates the harassment policy?
theycalmeslim: that's sexual exploitation...
theycalmeslim: down to six!
Himura5335: nice
Himura5335: we are awesome
theycalmeslim: well, we were
the following are the only codes of conduct which i did not break while at the honors college:
1. I never installed an antenna or satellite dish
2. I never altered or tampered with cable equipment
3. I never made harassing or obscene phone calls (I never use my dorm phone line, and thus didn't break this rule)
4. I never did an illegal room transfer
5. I never painted a dorm room (I'm not counting touch ups)
6. I never had a waterbed
thank you.
The seventh "I never broke the University Sexual Harassment Guidelines" has been removed in light of this conversation:
Himura5335: 6. I never broke the University Sexual Harassment Guidelines
Himura5335: really?
theycalmeslim: to my knowledge
theycalmeslim: here's what it says:
Himura5335: lol
theycalmeslim: "will not tolerate sexual misconduct, harassment, exploitation, intimidation, or coercion."
theycalmeslim: you one up me on the illegal room transfer, right?
Himura5335: I was your pimp one time
theycalmeslim: hmm
theycalmeslim: do you think that violates the harassment policy?
theycalmeslim: that's sexual exploitation...
theycalmeslim: down to six!
Himura5335: nice
Himura5335: we are awesome
theycalmeslim: well, we were