When I was younger, I'd have said this in the thread
If you don't seem to know what 'slow-witted' means, but are convinced that global warming is a hoax because the science clearly shows it to be so, then on one hand, I think you should get some kind of trophy. On the other hand, I'm not talking to you anymore, and if I continue talking, it's not really directed at you, it's just me practicing talking in case someone smarter eventually shows up.