Gymnast!
I did a really good split today.
My first and only successful split in all my 20++ years.
I'm actually pretty sure it was perfect.
The magnificent bruise smack in the centre of my right kneecap and covering most of it is proof. My right leg was the one below me. My back was straight, or slightly arched backwards, anyway, and my slacks didn't split! My left leg was straight in front of me...
... and I looked as surprised as I felt, and the entire lunchtime crowd at China Square food court shared in my astonishment, I'm sure.
I learnt today that all I need in order to do a split is a greasy floor.
My first and only successful split in all my 20++ years.
I'm actually pretty sure it was perfect.
The magnificent bruise smack in the centre of my right kneecap and covering most of it is proof. My right leg was the one below me. My back was straight, or slightly arched backwards, anyway, and my slacks didn't split! My left leg was straight in front of me...
... and I looked as surprised as I felt, and the entire lunchtime crowd at China Square food court shared in my astonishment, I'm sure.
I learnt today that all I need in order to do a split is a greasy floor.