Two stories from the life of Samantha Seligman...
Setting: A unisex Old Navy dressing room. Circa 5th grade.
It was when fleece outfits were in. Sam's mom took her to Old Navy to get a fleece outfit. Sam was changing in the dressing room and she looks down and sees a naked man rolling around on the ground. She explains him to be hairy and red assed. She was immediately scarred for life and now always feels uncomfortable when in or around an Old Navy store.
Story number two
Setting: In Boston on a land/water Duck tour.
On a school trip to Boston all the children went on a Duck tour. While they were on land Sam looks outside only to see a man in a trench coat with rings on almost every finger and gold necklaces. What was he doing there you ask? He was giving Sam the finger, of course. Sam turned around to see if anyone else had seen this. Ben Resnik did. He was cackling.
It was when fleece outfits were in. Sam's mom took her to Old Navy to get a fleece outfit. Sam was changing in the dressing room and she looks down and sees a naked man rolling around on the ground. She explains him to be hairy and red assed. She was immediately scarred for life and now always feels uncomfortable when in or around an Old Navy store.
Story number two
Setting: In Boston on a land/water Duck tour.
On a school trip to Boston all the children went on a Duck tour. While they were on land Sam looks outside only to see a man in a trench coat with rings on almost every finger and gold necklaces. What was he doing there you ask? He was giving Sam the finger, of course. Sam turned around to see if anyone else had seen this. Ben Resnik did. He was cackling.