I posted this a long ass time ago. But, still, it's so true.
HERE ARE JUST A FEW TYPES OF PEOPLE I CANT STAND..
Mofo’s that take your shit, and then ask “Can I have it?” - SHOULD’VE ASKED ME BEFORE YOU TOUCHED IT THAT WAY I WOULD’VE JUST TOLD YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF INSTEAD OF SMACKIN THE STUPID OUT OF YOU
Douche bags who stare at you like you grew a dick on your forehead. - KEEP LOOKING, HOPE YOU SLIP INTO A PUDDLE OF STD’S
Pussy farts that knock on a door and say “knock” “knock” -- THAT’S NOT THE PASSWORD FUCKO, YOU CAN’T COME IN!
Dumb-shits who have cell phones and wristwatches, yet look at their cell phone for the time - NICE JACKOFF, NOW TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES HOLD ‘EM IN YOUR HANDS AND WALK IN YOUR STINKIN’ SOCKS
Perfolactics that sing Karaoke - OBVIOUSLY “DIGNITY” IS NOT A WORD YOU’RE FAMILIAR WITH
Dirt bags behind you in traffic that honk - I DON’T HAVE A MONSTER TRUCK ASSHOLE, AND IF I DID, I’D REVERSE.
Birth defects that play dress up with their dogs - THAT’S ANIMAL CRUELTY AT ITS FINEST, THE DOG IS NOT GAY, YOU ARE.
Fruit tarts who color their hair rainbow colors - YOU ARE NOT A PARROT, THEY CAN FLY, TRY IT, JUMP OFF A HIGH LEDGE
Putas who read directions for microwave meals - JUST NUKE THAT SHIT FOR GOD SAKES
Maricons who reference God for every little fuckin’ thing - GOD I HOPE YOU GET STRUCK BY FUCKIN LIGHTNING
Dim-wits who are always politically correct - I HOPE “THE NIGGER, THE MIDGET, THE KIKE, THE INDIAN, THE CHINK AND THE SPIC” GANG BANG YOU
Vaginal discharges who when repeating things do it slowly - LOUDER NOT SLOWER MORON! MATTER FACT I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT U HAVE TO SAY EITHER FUCKIN WAY!
Lowlifes who think holes in jeans is a trend - NEW TREND HOLES IN HEAD, HOLD ON LET ME GET A GUN, WE’LL PUT YOU ON A RUNWAY
Jackoffs who stand in front of you in line in McDonalds and study the menu - THIS AIN’T A CALCULUS EXAM GENIOUS, PICK A COW AND KEEP FUCKIN MOVING
Derelicts who order veggie burgers - MMM, MMM, MMM HOPE YOU CATCH FOOD POISONING
Girls that wont suck cock - IT’S A PENIS FLAVORED LOLIPOP, FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM
Guys that won’t lick pussy - GOT A PROBLEM WITH THE SCRAMBBLED EGG BETWEEN THE LEG? CUT YOUR TOUNGE OFF, YOUR MOUTH IS OFFICIALLY WORTHLESS
Nosy asses that stare into your book while you’re reading - IF YOU’RE SO INTERESTED, ILL BE HAPPY TO SELL IT TO YA FOR THE CANADIAN PRICE
Mutts that say they are a quarter something - YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN A QUARTER SWALLOWED
Fat basterds on subway diets - IF I KILL YA, ITS OKIE I HAD SUBWAY FOR LUNCH TODAY
Careless assholes that press the wrong button on the elevator and then apologize - IN THE MID EAST, I BET I COULD CUT A FINGER OFF FOR EVERY ACCIDENT, YOU’D MAKE THAT MISTAKE MAX 10 TIMES
D.N.A. dumpsters that giggle - EITHER LEARN HOW TO LAUGH, OR SHUT THE HEHE UP
Parents with loud ass kids - HIT EM! IT’S OK! THEY ARE EXPECTING IT!
Jimmie-hats who roll their eyes - UNLESS YOU’RE O.D.’ING FROM DRUGS, YOU’RE A MORON
Dickheads who have rugs by the door that say, "Welcome!” - BUT AS SOON AS I COME THEY TELL ME TO LEAVE!
Dumbass’ who call you at home and ask, "Where are you?” - I TAKE THE FIFTH ON THAT QUESTION!
Idiots that fart and then deny it. - CALL SAFTY! WE KNOW IT WAS YOU!
Retards that come over and ask, “Can I use your bathroom?” - NO!
Assholes who cut you off and then go slower. - STAY THE FUCK BACK!
Schmuck’s that throw out pennies. - ITS MONEY GIVE IT TO THE POOR, BETTER YET GIVE IT TO ME!
Friends that come over and eat all your food. - FUCK! THIS AINT BURGER KING! HAVE IT SOME PLACE ELSE!
FuCkErS WhO TyPe LiKe ThIs aNd tHiNk iTs cOoL. - IS YOUR KEYBOARD BROKEN? GET A NEW ONE!
Those who think Meetspot.com is the best thing that ever happened to the internet. - YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
Like I hate people that say like after like every word. - I CAN'T EVEN COMMENT ON THIS ITS SO STUPID.
Remedial cocksuckers that correct your spelling, when you have a Type-o and they fuckin' know it. - ITS NOT AN EXPRESSION OF YOUR INTELLECTUAL SUPERIORITY YOU DOUCHE!
Degenerates that try to use every internet abbreviation for everything. - O I C U R AN SOB Y DON U STFU N SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH. “LOL” “LMAO” “ROFL” N GO FU UR SLF.
Infidels who stare at you while you eat. - JUST ASK ME FOR SOME I PROBABLY WONT GIVE YOU ANY ANYWAY!
Peeps with no sense of humor. - THIS SHIT AIN'T FUNNY HUH? OK FUCK YOU THEN!
HERE ARE SOME NEW ONES FOR U SAVAGES
Religious people - SMITE THEM
"Richard Craniums" that talk way too loudly - IF I WANTED AN ASSHOLE TO SPEAK, I'D FART
Whiny little bitches - YOUR DEATH IS INEVITABLE
Cum stains that follow directions to a "T" - (1)OBTAIN HANDGUN (2)PLACE AGAINST TEMPLE (3)PULL TRIGGER SLOWLY (4)WAIT 2-3 MIN AND ENJOY
Canadians- EH, JUST BECAUSE EH!
Waists of sperm who survive suicide - ASSHOLE, THATS JUST ANOTHER THING YOU CAN'T FUCKIN' DO RIGHT
Fat people in tight clothing - WHO ARE U FOOLING, YOU JUST LOOK LIKE YOU ATE A SKINNY YOU
Mechanics, Doctors, and Lawyers - HOW FAR WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO BEND OVER?
Fuck-tarts that order diet drinks in McDonalds - TRY THE VEGGIE BURGER
Mofo’s that take your shit, and then ask “Can I have it?” - SHOULD’VE ASKED ME BEFORE YOU TOUCHED IT THAT WAY I WOULD’VE JUST TOLD YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF INSTEAD OF SMACKIN THE STUPID OUT OF YOU
Douche bags who stare at you like you grew a dick on your forehead. - KEEP LOOKING, HOPE YOU SLIP INTO A PUDDLE OF STD’S
Pussy farts that knock on a door and say “knock” “knock” -- THAT’S NOT THE PASSWORD FUCKO, YOU CAN’T COME IN!
Dumb-shits who have cell phones and wristwatches, yet look at their cell phone for the time - NICE JACKOFF, NOW TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES HOLD ‘EM IN YOUR HANDS AND WALK IN YOUR STINKIN’ SOCKS
Perfolactics that sing Karaoke - OBVIOUSLY “DIGNITY” IS NOT A WORD YOU’RE FAMILIAR WITH
Dirt bags behind you in traffic that honk - I DON’T HAVE A MONSTER TRUCK ASSHOLE, AND IF I DID, I’D REVERSE.
Birth defects that play dress up with their dogs - THAT’S ANIMAL CRUELTY AT ITS FINEST, THE DOG IS NOT GAY, YOU ARE.
Fruit tarts who color their hair rainbow colors - YOU ARE NOT A PARROT, THEY CAN FLY, TRY IT, JUMP OFF A HIGH LEDGE
Putas who read directions for microwave meals - JUST NUKE THAT SHIT FOR GOD SAKES
Maricons who reference God for every little fuckin’ thing - GOD I HOPE YOU GET STRUCK BY FUCKIN LIGHTNING
Dim-wits who are always politically correct - I HOPE “THE NIGGER, THE MIDGET, THE KIKE, THE INDIAN, THE CHINK AND THE SPIC” GANG BANG YOU
Vaginal discharges who when repeating things do it slowly - LOUDER NOT SLOWER MORON! MATTER FACT I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT U HAVE TO SAY EITHER FUCKIN WAY!
Lowlifes who think holes in jeans is a trend - NEW TREND HOLES IN HEAD, HOLD ON LET ME GET A GUN, WE’LL PUT YOU ON A RUNWAY
Jackoffs who stand in front of you in line in McDonalds and study the menu - THIS AIN’T A CALCULUS EXAM GENIOUS, PICK A COW AND KEEP FUCKIN MOVING
Derelicts who order veggie burgers - MMM, MMM, MMM HOPE YOU CATCH FOOD POISONING
Girls that wont suck cock - IT’S A PENIS FLAVORED LOLIPOP, FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM
Guys that won’t lick pussy - GOT A PROBLEM WITH THE SCRAMBBLED EGG BETWEEN THE LEG? CUT YOUR TOUNGE OFF, YOUR MOUTH IS OFFICIALLY WORTHLESS
Nosy asses that stare into your book while you’re reading - IF YOU’RE SO INTERESTED, ILL BE HAPPY TO SELL IT TO YA FOR THE CANADIAN PRICE
Mutts that say they are a quarter something - YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN A QUARTER SWALLOWED
Fat basterds on subway diets - IF I KILL YA, ITS OKIE I HAD SUBWAY FOR LUNCH TODAY
Careless assholes that press the wrong button on the elevator and then apologize - IN THE MID EAST, I BET I COULD CUT A FINGER OFF FOR EVERY ACCIDENT, YOU’D MAKE THAT MISTAKE MAX 10 TIMES
D.N.A. dumpsters that giggle - EITHER LEARN HOW TO LAUGH, OR SHUT THE HEHE UP
Parents with loud ass kids - HIT EM! IT’S OK! THEY ARE EXPECTING IT!
Jimmie-hats who roll their eyes - UNLESS YOU’RE O.D.’ING FROM DRUGS, YOU’RE A MORON
Dickheads who have rugs by the door that say, "Welcome!” - BUT AS SOON AS I COME THEY TELL ME TO LEAVE!
Dumbass’ who call you at home and ask, "Where are you?” - I TAKE THE FIFTH ON THAT QUESTION!
Idiots that fart and then deny it. - CALL SAFTY! WE KNOW IT WAS YOU!
Retards that come over and ask, “Can I use your bathroom?” - NO!
Assholes who cut you off and then go slower. - STAY THE FUCK BACK!
Schmuck’s that throw out pennies. - ITS MONEY GIVE IT TO THE POOR, BETTER YET GIVE IT TO ME!
Friends that come over and eat all your food. - FUCK! THIS AINT BURGER KING! HAVE IT SOME PLACE ELSE!
FuCkErS WhO TyPe LiKe ThIs aNd tHiNk iTs cOoL. - IS YOUR KEYBOARD BROKEN? GET A NEW ONE!
Those who think Meetspot.com is the best thing that ever happened to the internet. - YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
Like I hate people that say like after like every word. - I CAN'T EVEN COMMENT ON THIS ITS SO STUPID.
Remedial cocksuckers that correct your spelling, when you have a Type-o and they fuckin' know it. - ITS NOT AN EXPRESSION OF YOUR INTELLECTUAL SUPERIORITY YOU DOUCHE!
Degenerates that try to use every internet abbreviation for everything. - O I C U R AN SOB Y DON U STFU N SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH. “LOL” “LMAO” “ROFL” N GO FU UR SLF.
Infidels who stare at you while you eat. - JUST ASK ME FOR SOME I PROBABLY WONT GIVE YOU ANY ANYWAY!
Peeps with no sense of humor. - THIS SHIT AIN'T FUNNY HUH? OK FUCK YOU THEN!
HERE ARE SOME NEW ONES FOR U SAVAGES
Religious people - SMITE THEM
"Richard Craniums" that talk way too loudly - IF I WANTED AN ASSHOLE TO SPEAK, I'D FART
Whiny little bitches - YOUR DEATH IS INEVITABLE
Cum stains that follow directions to a "T" - (1)OBTAIN HANDGUN (2)PLACE AGAINST TEMPLE (3)PULL TRIGGER SLOWLY (4)WAIT 2-3 MIN AND ENJOY
Canadians- EH, JUST BECAUSE EH!
Waists of sperm who survive suicide - ASSHOLE, THATS JUST ANOTHER THING YOU CAN'T FUCKIN' DO RIGHT
Fat people in tight clothing - WHO ARE U FOOLING, YOU JUST LOOK LIKE YOU ATE A SKINNY YOU
Mechanics, Doctors, and Lawyers - HOW FAR WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO BEND OVER?
Fuck-tarts that order diet drinks in McDonalds - TRY THE VEGGIE BURGER