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So last night I was doing the same thing I always do on friday nights; that is to say, trying to pick up chicks on Habbo Hotel.
I wasn't having much luck until another member, iiHarlem, took me under his wing and taught me the ways of "gettin' play".
Thing's didn't start well.
But after a while I started to get the hang of it. He even gave me tips on an improved wardrobe. I followed him around all night hitting on the girls he told me to hit on, but try as I might I just couldn't get any play.
Eventually I decided to strike out on my own and initiate conversation with someone not pre-approved by iiHarlem, and he promptly tried to dissuade me by saying "df nyga dont fuc wit dat uglii bytc".
Still, though, myself and da uglii bytc really hit it off, and later iiHarlem and I had a pretty touching moment, pupil to master.
I'd be lying if I said there weren't some tears, but it was really a proud moment for both of us.
See, I told you guys I was a good e-Flirter.
Now I'm gonna go back to my Lord of the Rings MMORPG.
I wasn't having much luck until another member, iiHarlem, took me under his wing and taught me the ways of "gettin' play".
Thing's didn't start well.
But after a while I started to get the hang of it. He even gave me tips on an improved wardrobe. I followed him around all night hitting on the girls he told me to hit on, but try as I might I just couldn't get any play.
Eventually I decided to strike out on my own and initiate conversation with someone not pre-approved by iiHarlem, and he promptly tried to dissuade me by saying "df nyga dont fuc wit dat uglii bytc".
Still, though, myself and da uglii bytc really hit it off, and later iiHarlem and I had a pretty touching moment, pupil to master.
I'd be lying if I said there weren't some tears, but it was really a proud moment for both of us.
See, I told you guys I was a good e-Flirter.
Now I'm gonna go back to my Lord of the Rings MMORPG.