back to back, belly to belly, I don't give a damn 'cause I'm stone dead already

[alphonsedelove]

Halloween night: constructed a highly attention/praise garnering costume (involving two faces and lots of feathers), attended Motherfucker (like Drag Ball, but more expensive), groped various attractive Asian girls (and one boy who looked like a girl), and took a cab home. Thus is the life of the heterosexual urban male.

Did I use the word "thus" correctly? Probably not. But I'm drunk, so I'm allowed to do lots of things that other people aren't. Kiss my hairy yellow butt.