Stolen from several people...
1. Take five books off your bookshelf.
2. Book #1 -- first sentence
3. Book #2 -- last sentence on page fifty
4. Book #3 -- second sentence on page one hundred
5. Book #4 -- next to the last sentence on page one hundred fifty
6. Book #5 -- final sentence of the book
7. Make the five sentences into a paragraph
The unicorn lived in a lilac wood, and she lived there all alone. Are you trying to tell me that we just stuck out our thumbs and some green bug-eyed monster stuck his head out and said, “Hi fellas, hop right in, I can take you as far as the Basingstoke roundabout”? That is why I will help you rescue the child Lyra Silvertongue from the abominable woman Coulter. If anything should occur, I will take the blame. Daily and nightly I’ll wander with thee.
2. Book #1 -- first sentence
3. Book #2 -- last sentence on page fifty
4. Book #3 -- second sentence on page one hundred
5. Book #4 -- next to the last sentence on page one hundred fifty
6. Book #5 -- final sentence of the book
7. Make the five sentences into a paragraph
The unicorn lived in a lilac wood, and she lived there all alone. Are you trying to tell me that we just stuck out our thumbs and some green bug-eyed monster stuck his head out and said, “Hi fellas, hop right in, I can take you as far as the Basingstoke roundabout”? That is why I will help you rescue the child Lyra Silvertongue from the abominable woman Coulter. If anything should occur, I will take the blame. Daily and nightly I’ll wander with thee.