Jeez
Jeez I seriously want to write for an hour, the last week alone has been gold. Absurd sexual offers, super smart and super dumb students, hot secerataries wanting to make company with me, fun times running, broken modems, accuzing old ladies, stupid teachers who do not do prep work, apparently super cool students who I thought were lame, super cool teachers who I thought were lame, realizing I have the ability to make any activiy awesome, Gaijin powerup techniques... pictures... shit it is brimming. Of course it is 1:36am and I have to be up at 6 something. Thats the only suck factor, so much is going on I barelly have time to tell it, and thats a lot of the fun.
I mean, expressing sexy secretary telling me she likes me and wanting to do karaoke with me in and of itself cna take up four pages. I new episode of Suzuki happened. Jesus it is getting extreme now with him, I really am getting worried. He has upgraded to plush toys and CDs. I worry. I swear he and I will evetually have a conversation that sounds like a high school couple breaking up... "Listen this isnt working out anymore... your smothering me... why can't we just talk?"
I have some great students. I have some students that are just so focused on not doing work it is absurd. Like, its as if these girls (guys are actually very cool across the board, its the women who are the worst) just want to be dumb and text on their phones all day. They see school as nothing. They are jokes, they are these self important too cool for you girls who have no self image, who have never reflected on their actions once in their lives and exist soley in the materialistic pretencious abyss that is home to some of these girls who just have no foresight. Okay so that was a vent. But seriously, there is one class I have that can kind of make me hate life. It's a deadly combo; the students are some of the worst, which in general is not a big deal, since I can work with ass clowns. But the bad ones are a tight knit group of nasty girls who sit together and talk all day. This too could not be a big deal, but of course the English professor for them is this part time , "Im so old I'm grandfathered in the system who gives a fuck" dude. I mean, he is the nicest old man in the world, and we have fantastic, slow, flowing conversations in English about neck ties, but he cannot handle a class, and lets them do whatever. He just hands them to me. They of course are all about doing nothing. What do I do? I go super genki and run them over, being so nice they simply cannot handle it and shut up due to dumbfoundedness. I seriously killed them bitches with kindness.
Damn I want to say more, but I need sleep. Sorry team. Much love to all of you though.
I mean, expressing sexy secretary telling me she likes me and wanting to do karaoke with me in and of itself cna take up four pages. I new episode of Suzuki happened. Jesus it is getting extreme now with him, I really am getting worried. He has upgraded to plush toys and CDs. I worry. I swear he and I will evetually have a conversation that sounds like a high school couple breaking up... "Listen this isnt working out anymore... your smothering me... why can't we just talk?"
I have some great students. I have some students that are just so focused on not doing work it is absurd. Like, its as if these girls (guys are actually very cool across the board, its the women who are the worst) just want to be dumb and text on their phones all day. They see school as nothing. They are jokes, they are these self important too cool for you girls who have no self image, who have never reflected on their actions once in their lives and exist soley in the materialistic pretencious abyss that is home to some of these girls who just have no foresight. Okay so that was a vent. But seriously, there is one class I have that can kind of make me hate life. It's a deadly combo; the students are some of the worst, which in general is not a big deal, since I can work with ass clowns. But the bad ones are a tight knit group of nasty girls who sit together and talk all day. This too could not be a big deal, but of course the English professor for them is this part time , "Im so old I'm grandfathered in the system who gives a fuck" dude. I mean, he is the nicest old man in the world, and we have fantastic, slow, flowing conversations in English about neck ties, but he cannot handle a class, and lets them do whatever. He just hands them to me. They of course are all about doing nothing. What do I do? I go super genki and run them over, being so nice they simply cannot handle it and shut up due to dumbfoundedness. I seriously killed them bitches with kindness.
Damn I want to say more, but I need sleep. Sorry team. Much love to all of you though.