Day 16
I decided today that I want to be fired from my job. Normally I people would think I am crazy for this, but let me explain.
I make a very minimal amount of money at my job. It helps pay the bills, but it's nothing to write home about. The money I get from working her goes to paying Payge's day care. At $185 per (fucking) week that is a large hunk of cash. We will see if anyone can follow what I am going to say...
I make $1200/month, after taxes. Ok $185 x 4(weeks) = $740. That is over half my money going to day care.
Larry has agreed to pay me $430/month for child support. Ok then if I get fired I will get $240/week in unemployment. So... $240 x 4(weeks) = $960 + $430 = $1390.
O.o Anyone else see where I am going with this. If I am not working I won't have to pay day care because I will be spending all my time with Payge. Then I can cook and bake and be Martha Stewart. It's a life long dream to get into a time machine and be a 1950s house wife.
In other news Brian threw up today. He said it is the first time in six years that he has done this. Consequently he is making a huge deal out of it. He is acting like no one knows what it is like to vomit. You see he was cleaning the kitchen. While he was cleaning out a out of spaghetti from a couple days ago he looked at it and threw up. He said it was like soup. Gross. Ya' know, I made dinner last night and burnt the hell out of my thumb you don't see me going around acting like it is the end of the world.
I make a very minimal amount of money at my job. It helps pay the bills, but it's nothing to write home about. The money I get from working her goes to paying Payge's day care. At $185 per (fucking) week that is a large hunk of cash. We will see if anyone can follow what I am going to say...
I make $1200/month, after taxes. Ok $185 x 4(weeks) = $740. That is over half my money going to day care.
Larry has agreed to pay me $430/month for child support. Ok then if I get fired I will get $240/week in unemployment. So... $240 x 4(weeks) = $960 + $430 = $1390.
O.o Anyone else see where I am going with this. If I am not working I won't have to pay day care because I will be spending all my time with Payge. Then I can cook and bake and be Martha Stewart. It's a life long dream to get into a time machine and be a 1950s house wife.
In other news Brian threw up today. He said it is the first time in six years that he has done this. Consequently he is making a huge deal out of it. He is acting like no one knows what it is like to vomit. You see he was cleaning the kitchen. While he was cleaning out a out of spaghetti from a couple days ago he looked at it and threw up. He said it was like soup. Gross. Ya' know, I made dinner last night and burnt the hell out of my thumb you don't see me going around acting like it is the end of the world.