You are smarter than I am at rhymes, I'm sure of it.

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So here's the deal. I'm buying laundry baskets as baby/big sibling presents. These baskets are explicitly NOT TO BE USED FOR LAUNDRY. They are for all the OTHER things that kids do with laundry baskets. To that end, I plan to pen a little poem inside each basket. Here's what I have so far, and I'd love suggestions. Stanzas are unlimited, I suppose, because I can mix and match them depending on the kid.

Read in it, sneeze in it,
Sail the wild blue seas in it.

Laugh in it, cry in it,
Maybe bake a pie in it.

Animals in it, friends in it,
The fun, it never ends in it.

Nap in it, flip in it,
Take a crazy trip in it.

What you do is up to you,
But, no matter what,
DON'T LET YOUR PARENTS PUT YOUR LAUNDRY IN IT!