Language lesson: Metaphors.

[alpharanma]

Msj says:
hmph
*pulls covers over herself*
AlphaRanma says:
Can i come in?
Msj says:
no
AlphaRanma says:
Why not?
Msj says:
because you're mean!
and I don't want a man in my bed
AlphaRanma says:
>.>
Damn that was the part i was more worried about...
Don't think of me as a man..
think of me as a friend
With a penis.
Msj says:
yeah because that sounds SO much better..
AlphaRanma says:
lol
Msj says:
males are foul creatures!
why anyone would want one in their bed is beyond me >_>
AlphaRanma says:
I could educate you on the pleasures of nighttime male companionship.
And i wouldn't ask for anything in return. It would really be my pleasure.
Msj says:
I think that's a class I'll skip
besides it sounds like an elective
I elect not to take part
AlphaRanma says:
Yeah but it's the one everyone takes because they just really like the teacher.
And it's an easy A.
Msj says:
I've never been satisfied with what was easy
AlphaRanma says:
I think you'd be satisfied this time.
Msj says:
hmph I don't think I like your teachings! sexual harrassment
AlphaRanma says:
well, that's kind of the point actually...
Msj says:
perv

-Doug