STATE OF THE DAVENREPORT IN ALL-CAPS-VISION

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FINANCES: NONE

TRIP TO CANADA: VERY POORLY PLANNED

JOB: OKAY I GUESS

STOMACH: HUNGRY

BEDROOM: STUFF ALL OVER THE FLOOR

TAX RETURN: I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN IT WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT

MY CATS CASEY JONES AND MRS. ROBINSON: THEY ARE DUMB BUT I LIKE THEM

COFFEE: YES

DRAWING STUFF: I HAVE BEEN

CHARCOAL: WAY MESSY

SAYING "WAY" INSTEAD OF "REALLY": I HAVE BEEN DOING THIS A LOT LATELY

AM I GOOD AT BEING A GROWN-UP: NO

I AM ALSO NOT GOOD AT: PING PONG

YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT THE POKEMON POEM WAS IN IAMBIC TETRAMETER: YOU PLEB