Head-Shaving Day
Today was Head-Shaving Day. This is the day in which I go into the bathroom and shave my head, because my hair is getting too long. It's a nice, clean feeling, being newly shorn, because the truth is that I look like a total goofball once my hair gets past a certain length.
Now, the problem with Head-Shaving Day being in the middle of January is that it's cold outside, which means that now I will be colder. You know how some animals grow thicker fur in the winter? I shave my head. I'm glad that I live in an apartment in California, because if I was in a cave a million years ago, natural selection would put on its special ass-kicking boots before it came to visit me.
Now, the problem with Head-Shaving Day being in the middle of January is that it's cold outside, which means that now I will be colder. You know how some animals grow thicker fur in the winter? I shave my head. I'm glad that I live in an apartment in California, because if I was in a cave a million years ago, natural selection would put on its special ass-kicking boots before it came to visit me.