lean closer and speak into my bossom...
hmmm...should my vagina be jealous?
heh. your vagina is GREEN WITH ENVY! wait...that might not be envy...
yeh, i was about to say...
umm...might want to get that checked out...ew.
in other news, i have decided to bake a basket of evil, crumby little devil cookies and deliver them to kt's blessed and holy religious institution, where i will leave them on the steps of the chapel with a festive little card addressed to the GBC proclaiming: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!
i might add that this was partly HER idea. afterwards, i will go dorm to dorm, knocking on doors and singing dirges while passing out flavored condoms and tiny bottles of liquor.
*drums fingers together deliberately* yes. i believe christmas is shaping up to be one of my favorite holidays after all...