reading this takes away 5 minutes of your time you'll never get back
why am i doing this? because im taking a break from physics, im a retard, and.. yeah
(x) smoked a cigarette *when i was like 7
( ) smoked a cigar
( ) smoked anything else
( ) crashed a friend's car
( ) stolen a car
(?) been in love *i think
(x) been dumped
(x) shoplifted *a lot, but not since gr 8
( ) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
(x) snuck out of parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back *this one happens a lot
( ) been arrested
(x) kissed a stranger *not in the mouth, but it counts
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend *pshh yeah, like daily
(x) had a crush on a teacher *not like obsessed, but small crushes yeah
(x) skipped school
(?) kissed a co-worker *does being kissed even without your consent count?
( ) seen someone die
(x) been to Canada *no shit
( ) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane *yeah, like 10 times
( ) thrown up in a bar
(x) purposely set a part of yourself on fire
(x) eaten Sushi
( ) been snowboarding
(x) been moshing at a concert
( ) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken painkillers
(x) like someone right now *stfu
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by *i was bored ok
(x) played dress up *obviously not anymore
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves *its good until i have to pile them up again
(x) been lonely *lonely right now
(x) fallen asleep at work/school *i always try to do it
( ) used a fake ID
(x) watched the sun set *i was so emo at that time i wrote a poem of the sunset
(x) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake *i fucking petted the snake's head, that's how awesome i am
(x) been tickled
(x) been robbed
(x) robbed someone
(x) been misunderstood *i told the bitch at mcdonalds i wanted extra pickles, she gave me a burger with no pickles. goddamn
(x) petted a reindeer/goat *yeah, goat
(x) won a contest *last one i can think of was best halloween costume
(x) ran a red light *only when i feel like a moron
( ) been suspended from school
(x) had detention *for skipping
(x) been in a car accident *almost killed me
(x) had braces *for 3 years
( ) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night *who the hell would do this
(x) had deja vu
( ) danced in the moonlight *who the hell would do this one too
(x) hated the way you look *every morning
(x) witnessed a crime
(?) pole danced *i kind of did it while drunk
(x) questioned your heart *how do you question an object that pumps blood to the rest of your body? ok ok... yea
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes *sometimes still am
(x) squished barefoot through the mud *fo sho
(x) been lost
(x) been to another country *obviously
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying *like, right now?
(x) cried yourself to sleep *probably happened at some point
(x) played cops and robbers *i was always the robber
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers *recently coloured my hand
(x) sung karaoke *which asian hasnt
(x) paid for a meal with only coins *only at mcdonalds
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls *the last time, i sang backstreetboys to people at 2am
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose *yeah, that beverage was milk
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue *i was trying for 10 minutes, caught exactly 2. thus, a capture rate of 0.2 snowflake per minute.
( ) kissed in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus *well, we called him Sinter Klas
( ) been kissed under mistletoe
( ) watched the sun set with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach
( ) crashed a party
(x) have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
(x) gone rollerskating/blading *hellz yea
(x) had a wish come true *when i was a sperm, i wished that i won the swimming race to the egg. and here i am.
( ) worn pearls
(x) jumped off a bridge
(x) screamed "penis" in class
( ) ate dog food
(x) told a complete stranger you loved them *i love you
(x) sang in the shower *i sing weezer everywhere
( ) wore a little black dress
(x) had a dream that you married someone *i dreamt that i married a white girl. man i like white girls.
(x) glued your hand to something *i thought UHU was a form of lube, so i glued my hands to my penis. just kidding.
(x) got your tongue stuck to a pole *i was doing a physics experiment. the independent variable is my inability to think logically at that point in time
( ) kissed a fish *the hell?
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes *ok it was an accident
( ) been a cheerleader
(x) sat on a roof top *yah, slept there too. man i miss indonesia.
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs *BITCH GIVE ME BACK MY CD
( ) done a one-handed cartwheel *i dont even think i can do a 2-handed properly
( ) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours *yeah, we played broken telephone for 7 hours. just kidding
(x) stayed up all night
( ) didn't take a shower for a week *thats just filthy
(x) pick and ate an apple right off the tree *indonesia.....
(x) climbed a tree *if it wasnt -3C outside i'd do it right now
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone *depends how scary
(x) believe in ghosts/spirits
( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
(x) worn a really ugly outfit to school
( ) gone streaking
(x) played ding-dong-ditch
(x) played chicken fight
(x) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger *i wish i get this more often
( ) broken a bone *fuck that, im invincible
(x) been easily amused
( ) caught a fish then ate it
(x) caught a butterfly *turned out catching butterflies with 1 hand is bad... it kills them
(x) laughed so hard you cried
( ) cried so hard you laughed *how the hell does this happen?
(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) forgotten someone's name
(x) slept naked
( ) French braided someones hair
(x) gone skinny dippin in a pool
(x) been kicked out of your house
(x) smoked a cigarette *when i was like 7
( ) smoked a cigar
( ) smoked anything else
( ) crashed a friend's car
( ) stolen a car
(?) been in love *i think
(x) been dumped
(x) shoplifted *a lot, but not since gr 8
( ) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
(x) snuck out of parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back *this one happens a lot
( ) been arrested
(x) kissed a stranger *not in the mouth, but it counts
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend *pshh yeah, like daily
(x) had a crush on a teacher *not like obsessed, but small crushes yeah
(x) skipped school
(?) kissed a co-worker *does being kissed even without your consent count?
( ) seen someone die
(x) been to Canada *no shit
( ) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane *yeah, like 10 times
( ) thrown up in a bar
(x) purposely set a part of yourself on fire
(x) eaten Sushi
( ) been snowboarding
(x) been moshing at a concert
( ) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken painkillers
(x) like someone right now *stfu
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by *i was bored ok
(x) played dress up *obviously not anymore
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves *its good until i have to pile them up again
(x) been lonely *lonely right now
(x) fallen asleep at work/school *i always try to do it
( ) used a fake ID
(x) watched the sun set *i was so emo at that time i wrote a poem of the sunset
(x) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake *i fucking petted the snake's head, that's how awesome i am
(x) been tickled
(x) been robbed
(x) robbed someone
(x) been misunderstood *i told the bitch at mcdonalds i wanted extra pickles, she gave me a burger with no pickles. goddamn
(x) petted a reindeer/goat *yeah, goat
(x) won a contest *last one i can think of was best halloween costume
(x) ran a red light *only when i feel like a moron
( ) been suspended from school
(x) had detention *for skipping
(x) been in a car accident *almost killed me
(x) had braces *for 3 years
( ) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night *who the hell would do this
(x) had deja vu
( ) danced in the moonlight *who the hell would do this one too
(x) hated the way you look *every morning
(x) witnessed a crime
(?) pole danced *i kind of did it while drunk
(x) questioned your heart *how do you question an object that pumps blood to the rest of your body? ok ok... yea
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes *sometimes still am
(x) squished barefoot through the mud *fo sho
(x) been lost
(x) been to another country *obviously
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying *like, right now?
(x) cried yourself to sleep *probably happened at some point
(x) played cops and robbers *i was always the robber
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers *recently coloured my hand
(x) sung karaoke *which asian hasnt
(x) paid for a meal with only coins *only at mcdonalds
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls *the last time, i sang backstreetboys to people at 2am
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose *yeah, that beverage was milk
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue *i was trying for 10 minutes, caught exactly 2. thus, a capture rate of 0.2 snowflake per minute.
( ) kissed in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus *well, we called him Sinter Klas
( ) been kissed under mistletoe
( ) watched the sun set with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach
( ) crashed a party
(x) have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
(x) gone rollerskating/blading *hellz yea
(x) had a wish come true *when i was a sperm, i wished that i won the swimming race to the egg. and here i am.
( ) worn pearls
(x) jumped off a bridge
(x) screamed "penis" in class
( ) ate dog food
(x) told a complete stranger you loved them *i love you
(x) sang in the shower *i sing weezer everywhere
( ) wore a little black dress
(x) had a dream that you married someone *i dreamt that i married a white girl. man i like white girls.
(x) glued your hand to something *i thought UHU was a form of lube, so i glued my hands to my penis. just kidding.
(x) got your tongue stuck to a pole *i was doing a physics experiment. the independent variable is my inability to think logically at that point in time
( ) kissed a fish *the hell?
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes *ok it was an accident
( ) been a cheerleader
(x) sat on a roof top *yah, slept there too. man i miss indonesia.
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs *BITCH GIVE ME BACK MY CD
( ) done a one-handed cartwheel *i dont even think i can do a 2-handed properly
( ) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours *yeah, we played broken telephone for 7 hours. just kidding
(x) stayed up all night
( ) didn't take a shower for a week *thats just filthy
(x) pick and ate an apple right off the tree *indonesia.....
(x) climbed a tree *if it wasnt -3C outside i'd do it right now
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone *depends how scary
(x) believe in ghosts/spirits
( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
(x) worn a really ugly outfit to school
( ) gone streaking
(x) played ding-dong-ditch
(x) played chicken fight
(x) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger *i wish i get this more often
( ) broken a bone *fuck that, im invincible
(x) been easily amused
( ) caught a fish then ate it
(x) caught a butterfly *turned out catching butterflies with 1 hand is bad... it kills them
(x) laughed so hard you cried
( ) cried so hard you laughed *how the hell does this happen?
(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) forgotten someone's name
(x) slept naked
( ) French braided someones hair
(x) gone skinny dippin in a pool
(x) been kicked out of your house