It's that time of year again, folks: Big Bang Woe Season
Dear Spock Voice,
You are ruining fic for me. Stop telling me that you would not, in fact, behave in such a manner, being that it is insubordinate and unbecoming of a Starfleet Officer. Fuck you and your DISAPPROVING EYEBROWS; they make me cleeeeeek away from potentially good fic because sweet Mt. Seleya, I just can't deal with you when you're being ridiculous. It's driving me crazy. CRAZY (debatable since I probably didn't have very much sanity to begin with). It's happened at least three times today, Spock-voice, and just. FUCK you. That is NOT COOL OF YOU, SPOCK-VOICE. NOT COOL AT ALL. Can't you just let me enjoy fic? I don't care if you still don't want to have sexytiems with Jim because your story arch hasn't yet reached that point yet. I still want to read about it!
Fuck you,
me.
P.S. GIVE ME BACK MY CONTRACTIONS, YOU BASTARD
~~~
Stupid big bang, being 40K of stupid Spock and his stupid ridiculousness >:S
On the plus side, my avatarbigbang is going surprisingly well. I've got about 2/3 of it finished and am about 10-15K away from the end. I still have major plot holes that will probably be cause for woe at a later date, but I am blissfully forgetting about them for now :D
My South Park Epic has officially gotten a playlist, which is awesome because that means I might finish it by my self-imposed Halloween deadline, but also not awesome because it's distracting me from more important Big Bang-related deadlines. So I'm like :D but D: at the same time.
One last thing. I was fucking around on dolldivine.com, because it is the best way to waste time, and I may have created a bunch of gender-bent Jim fairies. These, obviously, led me to imagine a surprisingly specific AU where pre-reform!Spock gets visions of Warrior-God-Like-Jim (not genderbent, though). He naturally appears in like plumes of fire or whirlwinds in canyons; you know, ways that can suitably impress the un-impress-able Spock. SO pre-reform!Spock tries to ignore Warrior-God-Jim except that he gives great strategic advice and is super sexy in this Fire-God-I-Will-Lay-Waste-To-All-Of-Vulcan-For-You kind of way. Then Warrior-God-Jim becomes incarnate because that's the way he wants to roll and they have marathon sexytiems the likes of which put Pon Farr to shame and eventually conquer all of the rival clan-lords. Because the plot is actually about Sarek dying and upheaval in Spock's clan and all sorts of other boring political things.
*blinks* I may write this when I stop dying over my big bangs. I feel bad placing it on the top of the fic queue though, because there are other fic ideas that have been hanging around in there for almost two years now, and they've been waiting much more patiently than this one.
You are ruining fic for me. Stop telling me that you would not, in fact, behave in such a manner, being that it is insubordinate and unbecoming of a Starfleet Officer. Fuck you and your DISAPPROVING EYEBROWS; they make me cleeeeeek away from potentially good fic because sweet Mt. Seleya, I just can't deal with you when you're being ridiculous. It's driving me crazy. CRAZY (debatable since I probably didn't have very much sanity to begin with). It's happened at least three times today, Spock-voice, and just. FUCK you. That is NOT COOL OF YOU, SPOCK-VOICE. NOT COOL AT ALL. Can't you just let me enjoy fic? I don't care if you still don't want to have sexytiems with Jim because your story arch hasn't yet reached that point yet. I still want to read about it!
Fuck you,
me.
P.S. GIVE ME BACK MY CONTRACTIONS, YOU BASTARD
~~~
Stupid big bang, being 40K of stupid Spock and his stupid ridiculousness >:S
On the plus side, my avatarbigbang is going surprisingly well. I've got about 2/3 of it finished and am about 10-15K away from the end. I still have major plot holes that will probably be cause for woe at a later date, but I am blissfully forgetting about them for now :D
My South Park Epic has officially gotten a playlist, which is awesome because that means I might finish it by my self-imposed Halloween deadline, but also not awesome because it's distracting me from more important Big Bang-related deadlines. So I'm like :D but D: at the same time.
One last thing. I was fucking around on dolldivine.com, because it is the best way to waste time, and I may have created a bunch of gender-bent Jim fairies. These, obviously, led me to imagine a surprisingly specific AU where pre-reform!Spock gets visions of Warrior-God-Like-Jim (not genderbent, though). He naturally appears in like plumes of fire or whirlwinds in canyons; you know, ways that can suitably impress the un-impress-able Spock. SO pre-reform!Spock tries to ignore Warrior-God-Jim except that he gives great strategic advice and is super sexy in this Fire-God-I-Will-Lay-Waste-To-All-Of-Vulcan-For-You kind of way. Then Warrior-God-Jim becomes incarnate because that's the way he wants to roll and they have marathon sexytiems the likes of which put Pon Farr to shame and eventually conquer all of the rival clan-lords. Because the plot is actually about Sarek dying and upheaval in Spock's clan and all sorts of other boring political things.
*blinks* I may write this when I stop dying over my big bangs. I feel bad placing it on the top of the fic queue though, because there are other fic ideas that have been hanging around in there for almost two years now, and they've been waiting much more patiently than this one.