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[alpha_aconite]

Sevviepoo! Love! Tomorrow! It's tomorrow! Our wedding! Not in a month! Not in a week! Tomorrow! Us! Married!

I feel a little like bursting into song...

...but I won't.

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[shouldteachdada]

You could, you know. I enjoy hearing you sing. I can never hear enough of your voice, love.

I cannot believe that after tomorrow you'll be mine forever. It's like a dream come true.

I love you so much.

[alpha_aconite]

It is a dream come true, love...only it's a million times better than I could ever have imagined.

I love you too, Sev. I can't wait until you're mine.

[shouldteachdada]

I've always been yours, Remmiekins. It just took a very long time to realise it.

Twenty-two hours to go.

We should really get ready to go over to the Three Broomsticks for the rehearsal, love.

[alpha_aconite]

All right, love. I'll just get Albus and Harry, and we'll be off.

[shouldteachdada]

Albus and Potter? They're going shopping in Hogsmeade? Very well, Remmiekins, but I would rather have you all to myself.

[alpha_aconite]

Actually...er, do you remember how we discussed having a few close friends stand up at the wedding and deliver speeches?

I thought that perhaps...AlbusandHarrycouldbethosepeople.

[shouldteachdada]

Oh no. You didn't ask them, did you? Love, that could be a bit awkward. I've already asked Lucius and Lord Voldemort to be in the wedding party.

[alpha_aconite]

...WHAT??

Let me get this straight...you asked the Dark Lord and the leader of his group of evil paper-mask-wearing minions, to stand up and speak at our wedding?

Have you no consideration whatsoever?

[shouldteachdada]

Well of course I did. They are my two oldest friends. Don't over-react, Remmielove. We are all adults. I'm sure everyone will be willing to put aside all their petty political differences to be with us on our special day.

[alpha_aconite]

Speak for yourself! I, for one, am not at all pleased with the idea of having He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named speaking at our wedding! What will the guests think?

Don't you remember Plot #404? Don't you remember all those gruelling hours spent on the Firechat support line? That was his doing, love!

[shouldteachdada]

Remus, that was just business and it has nothing to do with us.

You are simply getting nervous about the wedding, love. I'm sure there is nothing to be concerned about - we will have a perfect wedding day.

[alpha_aconite]

I wish I could believe that, but...no. I'm sorry, Severus, I can't have them at our wedding. You'll have to un-ask them.

[shouldteachdada]

But...Remus, I can't do that. They are my two oldest friends and it would be cruel and outright rude to uninvite them from participating in the happiest day of my life.

[alpha_aconite]

I don't care, Severus. I absolutely refuse to have a wedding with the Dark Lord as the toast-maker. I am putting my foot down on this.

[shouldteachdada]

Remus, you have had your way with every detail of the planning of this wedding. The invitations, the ridiculous cake, our stupid shiny cumberbunds, the menu...everything has been what you wanted. Now you are saying that my two oldest friends cannot participate in the happiest day of my life! You are not being reasonable or fair!

[alpha_aconite]

We agreed on those things, Severus. Now I have said that they are not invited, and I mean it. Un-ask them immediately.