Oh my God! Did he see that?
PSATs blew like the Santa Ana winds. I have, overall, a favorable opinion of College Board, but man-oh-man, was that test mind-numbing. It's like a 3 hour vocabulary test at 7:30... on a Saturday. Afterwards, I decided to go to CSz practice. Bad idea. My brain was unfunctioning. After seeing the end of Pat, Melissa, Shaun, and Hannah's brilliant skinny dipping scene (don't ask, I only saw the end of it. Get your minds out of the gutter! The end of the scene, not that.) Then Sherry made Justin, AJ, Carl, and me do a scene. Our scene sucked. Was it because: A) we had all just gotten out of PSATs. B) our brains were fried. C) for some inexplicable reason, we were all freezing. D) fate had doomed it to flop before it even began. E) all of the above. The correct answer: E. Then we did Dear Diary, which we suck at to begin with. And my creative powers had been killed for the day by the PSAT. Finally, we did Double Blind Freeze. That was the only half-decent joke I made all day. Jason Castle and I had our backs turned towards the audience. So I said in a girly voice, "Well, I always knew that I had a bigger... seat than you. And Billy says he likes your pretty face, but he's also want a nice..." And at this point, I slapped my own tuchas. Creepy and strange, but sort of funny. Then someone says, "Aaron, your dad's here." I turn around, and there he is. Bad, bad timing. Oh, well. I suppose we shall need a therapist now. Any volunteers?
When we came back home, my dad put on the TV and there was a John Wayne marathon on. Evidentally, he did a movie where he played Gengis Khan, and this film was on. Imagine this: John Wayne. On a horse. Asian style armor and kitana. Eyes squished together by tape, but still blue eyes. Chinese style moustache. He says (in his classic John Wayne voice), "Well my brother. I defeat you in battle, but still peace and harmony with us." HA! So pathetic. And Susan Hayword played Mrs. Khan.
Melissa and Emily- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! The party rocked! Have a great last birthday at home!
When we came back home, my dad put on the TV and there was a John Wayne marathon on. Evidentally, he did a movie where he played Gengis Khan, and this film was on. Imagine this: John Wayne. On a horse. Asian style armor and kitana. Eyes squished together by tape, but still blue eyes. Chinese style moustache. He says (in his classic John Wayne voice), "Well my brother. I defeat you in battle, but still peace and harmony with us." HA! So pathetic. And Susan Hayword played Mrs. Khan.
Melissa and Emily- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! The party rocked! Have a great last birthday at home!