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we were supposed to write a paper about the death penalty today.
this is what I handed in:
The essay titled "Gunsmoke: The Lesser Known Gremlin" makes the most sense to me. You see, Gunsmoke was a simple gremlin, allways paid his bills on time, never spoke out against human law. But Gunsmoke was never one to be kept down by the water overloards. The king, 'H2O the Amphibian Dream Machine' never suspected little Gunsmoke to do anything more than "get on with his bad self." But he more than got on...with his bad self. They called it "fire water", and not even I know what I'm talking about at this point. It was like the desert, but with lots of rain, and natural bodies of water, and a city, and a rain forest, but still very much like a desert. "Take the octagon" was the war cry from the Dream Machine, and take it they did. The desert life, with all the constant rain and puddles, was too much for the amphibian humans. They bombarded all eight sides of the fortress, with insults...delightful insults. Herbavore, dinosaur, it didn't matter, no one got away from the slew of insults. The takeover later became known as "The Slew". The mountain folk often called it "The Stew", but fuck them right? Bull Moose Creek was the first to warn against the "anti-amphi" (anti-amphibians) movement. For this they were given sexual amnesty. No one knows what that means, but it sounds pretty good, doesn't it? Gunsmoke was later found and killed H2O the Amphibian Dream Machine, and I think that was wrong.
this is what I handed in:
The essay titled "Gunsmoke: The Lesser Known Gremlin" makes the most sense to me. You see, Gunsmoke was a simple gremlin, allways paid his bills on time, never spoke out against human law. But Gunsmoke was never one to be kept down by the water overloards. The king, 'H2O the Amphibian Dream Machine' never suspected little Gunsmoke to do anything more than "get on with his bad self." But he more than got on...with his bad self. They called it "fire water", and not even I know what I'm talking about at this point. It was like the desert, but with lots of rain, and natural bodies of water, and a city, and a rain forest, but still very much like a desert. "Take the octagon" was the war cry from the Dream Machine, and take it they did. The desert life, with all the constant rain and puddles, was too much for the amphibian humans. They bombarded all eight sides of the fortress, with insults...delightful insults. Herbavore, dinosaur, it didn't matter, no one got away from the slew of insults. The takeover later became known as "The Slew". The mountain folk often called it "The Stew", but fuck them right? Bull Moose Creek was the first to warn against the "anti-amphi" (anti-amphibians) movement. For this they were given sexual amnesty. No one knows what that means, but it sounds pretty good, doesn't it? Gunsmoke was later found and killed H2O the Amphibian Dream Machine, and I think that was wrong.