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i dont know how to livejournal cut... im completely lost without katy! so, i apologize.
50 questions of procrastination
1. What is the geekiest part of your music collection?
um... i dont think any of it is...
2. What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?
food
3. What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
Brokedown Palace (i know... im lame)
4. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
nothing. not trying to say that im perfect, but this is the way i came and id like to keep it that way... sorry to all the people with fake bodyparts and faces that have no real expression, but plastic surgery is muy lame.
5. Do you have a completely irrational fear?
all of them. specifically the dark and the ocean
6. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?
Biting my nails... taking particular interest in the ceiling... talking too much
7. Do you like to be on the top or bottom?
oh give me a break
8. Do you have too many love interests?
ha.
9. Do you know anyone famous?
no, nor do i care to.
10. Describe your bed:
which one? um... yellow sheets, crazy multicolored comforter, green pillow... not made (ever)
11. Spit, swallow or gargle?
pardon me?
12. Who would play you in a movie?
someone awesome, of course.
13. Do you know how to play poker?
i sure do
14. What do you carry with you at all times?
money is usually good... um... my phone but its usually dead... cigarettes (but not any more... boo)
15. When did you lose your virginity and did you regret it?
still a virgin. nothing to regret. boy, dont i feel left out.
16. Are you happy with your given name?
majorly. read the bible. rachel's totally awesome.
17. How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?
um... id say five dollars.
18. If you could only fulfill one of your fantasies, which would it be?
to buy my mom a red convertible
19. What was the last song you were listening to?
uh... fools fall in love
20. Where is the most public place you have ever had sex?
cough *virgin* cough... what are we like a dying breed or something. damn.
21. Have you ever been in love?
once i find out what that is ill get back to you. but the short answer is no.
22. Do you talk a lot?
depends. i dont talk too much i dont think if thats what youre asking.
23. What is you favorite sexual position?
um...
24. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
sometimes... sort of... ok not really.
25. Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends?
um... number one hopefully my boyfriend would also be my friend... number two friends are always more important... sorry to all potential future boyfriends out there.
26. What is your ideal marriage location?
it doesnt matter.
27. How many sex toys do you have and which is your favorite?
riiiight.
28. Favorite fabric?
corduroy... does that count?
29. Something you love and hate?
i love jesus. i hate car accidents.
30. Have you ever been tied up in your bed?
no, unfortunately. some day *sigh*
31. Do you tell your friends about your sex life?
if i had one i probably would. secrets are silly.
32. What's the one language you want to learn?
hebrew... or greek...
33. How do you eat an apple?
i bite it. how else do you eat an apple?
34. What do you order at a bar?
ive never been to the bar.
35. Have you ever pierced your body parts?
tongue... belly button...
36. Do you have tattoos?
negative
37. What is your drug of choice?
nicotine
38. What's one trait you hate in people?
pride
39. Ever had same-sex sex?
hahaha.
40. What was your most frivolous purchase?
i spend money frivolously all the time.
41. Do you consider yourself materialistic?
not at all
42. What do you cook the best?
i dont cook. ha.
43. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
i have to say im a blender.
44. What kind of books do you like to read?
everything... except Poe and Dickenson... they make me angry... other than that, i like to read lots of different things.
45. If you won the lottery, what would you do?
i would never win the lottery, because i believe that involves actually purchasing a ticket. but, since this is pretend, i would pay off my college loans and then give it away. what the fuck do i need all that money for? i have enough problems.
46. Burial or cremation?
i dont care. do whatever you want. ill be fucking dead.
47. Do you have a fetish?
boys that smell good... and arms... is that weird... i think so... oh well
48. What's one thing you're a loser at?
im not a loser. im fearfully and wonderfully made in the image of god. so take that.
49. How many drinks before you're tipsy?
i usually try not to be tipsy... so i dont really know... ask katy :)
50. Do you think you're cute?
i most certainly do. sorry, i dont mean to sound vain. i know the tendancy nowadays is for people to go on about how ugly and fat they are, but i have no problem with what i look like. and if this is what my soul is going to be temporarily living in for the next 40 years or so, i might as well enjoy it. its not going to get any better.
50 questions of procrastination
1. What is the geekiest part of your music collection?
um... i dont think any of it is...
2. What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?
food
3. What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
Brokedown Palace (i know... im lame)
4. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
nothing. not trying to say that im perfect, but this is the way i came and id like to keep it that way... sorry to all the people with fake bodyparts and faces that have no real expression, but plastic surgery is muy lame.
5. Do you have a completely irrational fear?
all of them. specifically the dark and the ocean
6. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?
Biting my nails... taking particular interest in the ceiling... talking too much
7. Do you like to be on the top or bottom?
oh give me a break
8. Do you have too many love interests?
ha.
9. Do you know anyone famous?
no, nor do i care to.
10. Describe your bed:
which one? um... yellow sheets, crazy multicolored comforter, green pillow... not made (ever)
11. Spit, swallow or gargle?
pardon me?
12. Who would play you in a movie?
someone awesome, of course.
13. Do you know how to play poker?
i sure do
14. What do you carry with you at all times?
money is usually good... um... my phone but its usually dead... cigarettes (but not any more... boo)
15. When did you lose your virginity and did you regret it?
still a virgin. nothing to regret. boy, dont i feel left out.
16. Are you happy with your given name?
majorly. read the bible. rachel's totally awesome.
17. How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?
um... id say five dollars.
18. If you could only fulfill one of your fantasies, which would it be?
to buy my mom a red convertible
19. What was the last song you were listening to?
uh... fools fall in love
20. Where is the most public place you have ever had sex?
cough *virgin* cough... what are we like a dying breed or something. damn.
21. Have you ever been in love?
once i find out what that is ill get back to you. but the short answer is no.
22. Do you talk a lot?
depends. i dont talk too much i dont think if thats what youre asking.
23. What is you favorite sexual position?
um...
24. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
sometimes... sort of... ok not really.
25. Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends?
um... number one hopefully my boyfriend would also be my friend... number two friends are always more important... sorry to all potential future boyfriends out there.
26. What is your ideal marriage location?
it doesnt matter.
27. How many sex toys do you have and which is your favorite?
riiiight.
28. Favorite fabric?
corduroy... does that count?
29. Something you love and hate?
i love jesus. i hate car accidents.
30. Have you ever been tied up in your bed?
no, unfortunately. some day *sigh*
31. Do you tell your friends about your sex life?
if i had one i probably would. secrets are silly.
32. What's the one language you want to learn?
hebrew... or greek...
33. How do you eat an apple?
i bite it. how else do you eat an apple?
34. What do you order at a bar?
ive never been to the bar.
35. Have you ever pierced your body parts?
tongue... belly button...
36. Do you have tattoos?
negative
37. What is your drug of choice?
nicotine
38. What's one trait you hate in people?
pride
39. Ever had same-sex sex?
hahaha.
40. What was your most frivolous purchase?
i spend money frivolously all the time.
41. Do you consider yourself materialistic?
not at all
42. What do you cook the best?
i dont cook. ha.
43. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
i have to say im a blender.
44. What kind of books do you like to read?
everything... except Poe and Dickenson... they make me angry... other than that, i like to read lots of different things.
45. If you won the lottery, what would you do?
i would never win the lottery, because i believe that involves actually purchasing a ticket. but, since this is pretend, i would pay off my college loans and then give it away. what the fuck do i need all that money for? i have enough problems.
46. Burial or cremation?
i dont care. do whatever you want. ill be fucking dead.
47. Do you have a fetish?
boys that smell good... and arms... is that weird... i think so... oh well
48. What's one thing you're a loser at?
im not a loser. im fearfully and wonderfully made in the image of god. so take that.
49. How many drinks before you're tipsy?
i usually try not to be tipsy... so i dont really know... ask katy :)
50. Do you think you're cute?
i most certainly do. sorry, i dont mean to sound vain. i know the tendancy nowadays is for people to go on about how ugly and fat they are, but i have no problem with what i look like. and if this is what my soul is going to be temporarily living in for the next 40 years or so, i might as well enjoy it. its not going to get any better.