Entry is NOT f-locked on the off chance he still stalks my LJ, sees this, & finally takes the hint.

Feb 24, 2010 17:58

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#1 way you know it's time to get a new cell phone?

Your ex (whom you haven't spoken to in WELL over a year, and to whom you made it PERFECTLY clear during that last over-a-year-ago conversation that you did NOT want to hear from them ever ever again) sends you a heeeeeeey what's up? text.

GUESS WHO'S GOING CELL PHONE SHOPPING TOMORROW?? B|

you are a jerk fyi, oh no not again un!, it was literally "terribly funny", really kinda ridiculous, do not want, public humiliation, off with their heads, annoying, it's zombie drama!, why am i not surprised, blargh, wtf man, this is why i don't like people, stupid people are irritating, man some people are idiots, take a hint pal, i'm srsly tired of this, all aboard the fail boat!

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