(no subject)
Me: [looking at a newspaper with Owain] I'm going to find you a date *flicks to adverts*
Owain: I like having a girlfriend because I can say 'Ha ha all you sad single people'
Me: Awww, how nice *reads adverts* Alright, so you want a woman *reads* A 45 year old woman is seeking a toyboy for discreet fun. That could be you.
Owain: Shut up
Me: Ooooh, there's a 'Black Sugar Daddy seeking company'
Owain: *isn't impressed*
Matt: *walks in* I have loads of work to do again tonight. It's so bloody tiring at the moment.
Owain: Would a black sugar daddy help you take your mind off things?
Duncan: Owain, what is the Scythian tribe from?
Owain: It's from King Lear when Lear disowns Cordelia 'The barbarous Sythians'
Me: How do you remember that?
Owain: Because I'm ace. They were a Middle Aged tribe from the Baltic Sea
Me: What all 45 with receeding hairlines?
- Loz
Owain: I like having a girlfriend because I can say 'Ha ha all you sad single people'
Me: Awww, how nice *reads adverts* Alright, so you want a woman *reads* A 45 year old woman is seeking a toyboy for discreet fun. That could be you.
Owain: Shut up
Me: Ooooh, there's a 'Black Sugar Daddy seeking company'
Owain: *isn't impressed*
Matt: *walks in* I have loads of work to do again tonight. It's so bloody tiring at the moment.
Owain: Would a black sugar daddy help you take your mind off things?
Duncan: Owain, what is the Scythian tribe from?
Owain: It's from King Lear when Lear disowns Cordelia 'The barbarous Sythians'
Me: How do you remember that?
Owain: Because I'm ace. They were a Middle Aged tribe from the Baltic Sea
Me: What all 45 with receeding hairlines?
- Loz