*sings* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII hate the cooooooollllddd.
Soooooooooooo...week in review.
Wednesday and Thursday were filled with work fun and laziness, I think.
Thursday night, Branden and I hung out with Nick, Breymeyer, Chuck, Corey, and some other random dude for a bit. Then J and I decided that it would be a good idea to go out. So we went to the Cactus, remembered that we hate that place and don't know why we torture ourselves, chilled in the martini bar and listened to house music, and bailed. So then we went to Hot Box, found Oliver, went to Where Else, Harry's, and finally Brothers, where someone dropped a glass from the third floor and missed my head by about six inches. It was scary, I'm not gonna lie. I finally went back to Nick's at twoish and slept in a pile of Breymeyer's laundry until he got up for work three hours later. He told me a story about the afore-mentioned random dude, and how he and Branden almost got into a fight with him, then Branden and I took over his bed. Its a comfy one!
Friday...what did I do? I honestly can't remember, so it must not have been very exciting. Oooh I know I ate breakfast at IHOP with Branden and J. And I know we watched a movie later that night, but I can't think of which one to save my life. I slept reasonably early though, at like 11! That's amazing and I'm not kidding.
Saturday after work J came over and we drank and looked at pictures and myspaced about. We uh, accidentally posted these two ridiculous surveys, that I'm reposting on here because I don't want to forget about them.
Well, we decided to do one of these together. Oh god. If you laugh at this as hard as we did....we love you.
1. Are you saving yourself for marriage?
Z: Well that's about a joke, now isn't it?
J: Marriage? What's marriage?
Z: *fits of laughter*
2. Have you cried today?
Z: Only from phucin' laughin'. Is my eyeliner running?
J: Nope. You washed your face Dippy.
Z: Oh.
3. How many tattoos do you have?
Z: Four and workin' on more.
J: Dos. For now.
4. How many piercings do you have?
Z: I need to count, type your answer J.
J: I forgot... 3.
Z: 11.
5. What time did you fall asleep last night?
Z: Uhhhhh like 1.30ish?
J: I uh laid down at 12.
6. What's your favorite type of soda?
Z: Phuc soda. We got Smirnoff.
J: *picks up bottle* Werd. Mine's empty!
7. Who was the last person you kissed?
Z: Oh my god dude, you just snorted, and went through all the trouble of putting that excla...phuc. point. I can't brain. Who did I kiss last?
J: I don't know. A minor? Mine was you!
8. What is usually the first thing you do when you wake up?
Z: Roll on top of whoever I'm next to, bitch, need to pee.
J: Phuc, five more minutes, hey! lets go smoke!
9. What is usually the very last thing you do before bed at night?
Z: Drink?
J: Drink.
10. How many people do you hate, if any?
Z: Only one. WAIT! We have that Jake's cunt to hate now too!
J: None that I know of...except Jake's cunt. And Norm.
11. Where's one state you want to go to but you haven't been to already?
Z: Loooooooosiana.
J: *fits of laughter* cali.
13. Do you like potato chips?
Z: Do we ever!
J: DUH. Dude, I have to pee really bad. I don't wanna get up.
Z: You just snorted.
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows except for you?
Z: Um, we know everything about each other. Dude, I can't type for shit. From this point on, no corrections. God.
J: Nope.
16. Are you a good secret-keeper?
Z: *silence* ...
J: if i really want to be
Z: You'd better not tell my secrets byetch.
J: DKUH....
17. What's the latest you've ever woken up?
J: Oh god.
Z: *fits of laughter*
J: You don't even wanna know. HEY! What was the point in sitting against this chair??
18. What do you usually eat for breakfast?
Z: J's snatch.
J: Oh god. I have to pee. *dies laughing, stumbles out of room*
19. Are you good with directions?
J: Left and right.
Z: Oh god. *laughter*
20. If you had to be one, would you rather be deaf or blind?
Z: Deaf. I still wanna be able to look at your pretty face.
J: I'm already half deaf whats the difference?
21. What do you like to put on your ice cream
J: Depends on the kind.
Z: J's snatch.
22. Name one word to describe your mom.
Z: BAKED.
J: FAKE.
23. Name one word to describe your good friends?
Z: Maphucin' homies!
J: Phucin' awesome.
24. Rate your personality on a scale of 1-10.?
J: 0.
Z: 12,985,475.987656452
J: tghat's clearly over 10 byethc!
Z: Look ay how you spelled that! I just spot everywhere.
25. What is the last thing you made fun of?
J: Z spitting or spotting on the keyboard.
Z: Myself, spitting. Or spotting.
26. What is your favorite board game?
Z and J together: SCATTERGORIES!!
27. Do you like to sing?
Z: Duh. I sound like a dying giraffe though.
J: Only to Punky.
28. Liars, cheaters, or backstabbers? Which is worse?
J: None, I like 'em all.
Z: Phuc, I AM all.
*high five*
29. What's your favorite thing about school?
J: Cookies?
Z: Oh god I have to pee!!!!!!
30. What's your least favorite thing about school?
Z: Its over?
J: I had to go.
31. Do you use a highlighter when you do wordsearches?
Z: So we do word searcheS? That was supposed to say do not so.
J: *looks blankly at screen*
32. What is your favorite resturant?
J: Restaurant of the day!! FAZOLI'S!
Z: But we like IHOP too, right?
J: Fine, I gues.
Z: Taco Bell?
J: I could go for some Tasco Vell right now.
Z: WAIT! HOT BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J: correction, boys.....not food!@
33. What are you addicted to?
Z: Smack.
J: *slaps Lonzo*
Z: What?
J: That's not funny. New one.
Z: Ok ok, cloves, booze, and YOU!!
J: Ooookay. ...and cigarette. and Punky. Duh.
34. What are/is your favorite color(s)?
Z: Orange.,
J: Orange.
Z: Duh.
35. Do you have a curfew?
Z: Ummmm...well you see, about that,. Its 11.07 and we gotsta get up at 3. Wer're idiots.
J: We don't have one on Mondays!
Z: I can't wait for effing Monday.
36. What's the last thing that annoyed you?
Z: Willow.
J: Willow. She doesn't annoy me.
Z: It was funny chasing her.
J: Duh.
37. What is your favorite Disney movie?
Z: Lady and that Tramp!
J: I love it!
Z: I meant the. And I like Sleeping beauty too.
J: Finding Neno! Toy story! I like 'em all. *serious face*...That's hard.
38. When is the last time you vacummed?
Z: Oh god.
J: Two weeks ago, you know, befoet the vaccuum broke.
Z: Phucing sweepers.
39. Are you a fast typer?
Z: Yeah thats been made apparent.
J: what was your first clue? I can't stop drtolling! Open your other bottle. WAIT! Finish th other one.
Z: OH!!
J: Woops.
40. What subject were you best at in school?
Z: English stuff. You'd never guess that would ya?
J: Actually I really liked engluish.
41. Can you cook well?
Z: No. Ramen! J can make french toast.
J: Ramen noodles and w=french toadt.
42. What room do you spend most of your time in your house?
Z: I'm like nmever home.
J: I livge in the living room.
43. What are you going to be doing five hours from now?
J: Drunk and workinh.
Z: *burps* Oh god.
44. Do you go tanning?
Z: Phuc that. I'm ppppppppasty pasty.
J: I did last year.
Z: *Shoots snot out of nose.*
45. Do you like ketchup?
Z: I love ketchup.
J: I love my catsup.
46. Who was the last person you talked to in person?
Z: Well we're both sitting here.
J: Duh. Isn't it obvious?
Z: OH! My bad.
J: Oh...we gotta go to work.
47. If you died, who would you want all your stuff to go to?
Z: J.
J: Z.
48. What was your last embarrassing moment?
J: Right phucing now.
Z: Well in the last ten minutes I've snotted, spit, and snorted, and bout spilled my drink, and typed things wrong, and um, phuc.
49. What song are you listening to?
Z: We were listening to Holopaw. Cd eneded. Laughter ensued.
J: Werd
50. Good start to the year?
Z: HEll mathaphuc yeah!!
J: Phuvcin' seems to be.
Thank you for your time. Good t=night. And good lyck reading this. Oh god we have to peeeeeeeeeeee, I mean, I I have to pee. J already peed. Good night
Love,
drunk slutbags.
We just jacked this from Lauren. Welcome to Round 2 suckers/bitches....
A - ANDY WARHOL:
Z: Was Andy Warhol.
J: *nods*
B - BIRTHDAY:
Z: August 12 maphucas.
J: Next phucin' week. All week long...
C - CRUSH: Z: Uhhh...
J: That tall skinny guy from VP
Z: Is he comin' out on Monday?
J: Phucin' A right.
D - DAD'S NAME:
Z: I was a test tube baby!
J: Johnny.
Z: Werd.
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO:
J: Z.
Z: Well if this isn't phucin obvious...
F - FAVORITE BAND:
Z: Top 5.
J: Do I really have one?
Z: You like Shw wants revenge lately.
J: DCuh.
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS:
Z: *burps* Scuse me. I like worms. the sour ones.
J: I like the green and yellow wormies.
H - HOMETOWN:
Z: The Ville and The Burg.
J: Phucing BFE.
Z: Its BPE on here.
J: Oh.
I - INSTRUMENT:
Z: I like cello!
J: 0, i'm not hand eye cordinated!!
Z: *nearly spits*
J - JUGGLE:
J: Yeah not gonna happen
Z: I can juggle boys balls.
J: *fits of laughter*
Z: *dies*
K - KILLED SOMEONE:
J: Only in my dreams
Z: aka not phucin' yet.
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE:
J: Dude I'm drinkin ashes. I'm pulling a you.
Z: I ash in ever drink I drink.
J: I know. ever.
Z: I don't wanna answer this.
J: Here honey ok lets pretend.
M - MILKSHAKE FLAVOR:
Z: Chocate.
J: C. H. O. W. A. T. E. chocowate
Z: dude, thats wrong.
J: I don'[t care
Both: *die laughing*
J: I like it.
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS:
Z: My bro face Tyler
J: Oh god. *counts* 7. ...I think
Z: I like it.
O - ONE WISH:
Z: 456,835,265,843,875,357,000 wishes.
J: Too hard. Can't brain.
P - PERSON WHO CALLED ME LAST:
Z: Grammpa
J: Poppy.
Z: we own.
Q- QUICKIE:
J: Sounds good to me!
Z: Dude I haven't had sex is soooooo phucing long. I am going to die. ...Hot Box bathroom?
J: Duh.
R - REASON TO SMILE:
Z: J and its 12 and we're stupid and I have an unlit smoke in my mouth and i can't type and we have to be clocked in in 5 HOURSA. We are awesome.
J: My reason is my punky.
Z: What? What am I?
J: and My Z.
Z: Phucing duh byetch.
J: huhuhuhuhu
Z: beavis.
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD
Z: holopaw. We like them
J: Liek I phucin know.
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP:
Z: 3 am
J: 3.25, twenty minutes after Z called. Stop pushing shift!
Z: Don't you dare blow that out your nose again
J: *struggles* I got it....
U - UNKNOWN FACT ABOUT ME:
Z: Oh well, start over.
J: ok... my dreams r true... and i know ur thoughts b4 u do..
Z: Thats not unknown Slick. I love you......does everyone know about my elbows?
V - VEGETABLE YOU HATE:
J: Three quarters of em
Z; Is onion a vegetable?
J: yes.
Z: i hate those motherphucers.
W - WORST HABIT:
Z: Drinking?
J: Lets see...talking on phone while smoking, drinking, thats about it.
Z: WAIT! I have no bad habitgs. I AM the bad habit. Hahaha you can't quit me!!!
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD:
Z: Uber amounts of back ones, and a wrist,
J: Leys seee....hand, feet, mouth, back, ass,
Z: oh and my mouth too.
Y - YOUR NUMBER OF CONTACTS ON MYSPACE:
J: I only have 67 friends
Z: I have like 250.
J: I'm not mad. At least I know my friends
Z: I know all of mine save for like ten thanks
J: *laughhs*
Z: I have to pee.
Z- ZODIAC SIGN
J: Ahhh man! Its over?!
Z: Dude, we can do anotgher one tomorrow.
J: Ok.
Z: I'm a leo. Like, all the way.
J: I'm an Aquarious. Kinda like I was born in FebRRRuARRRY.
Z: Lets go to sleep town.
J: Theres a town?
Z: Duh
J: Sweet
Z: I need to smoke.
J: Beat ya to it byetch
Z: I loeb you.
J: I was just thinkin' about her!! I lisa loeb you too!
Z: I turn the radio on I turn the radio up
J: and this woman was singin my song
Z: I'm going to piss myself.
J: SUH WEET!
She kept me up until 1.30...we got up at 3.15. I seriously fell asleep at work standing up. My eyes were open, but my brain was not functioning. At lunch, this bird was flying around in circles, you know, being a sick bird, and it flew into the side of the smoke shack. When J and I went out there for last break, it was dead, in a PHUCING BOX, INSIDE, right next to the effing heater, so its germy deadness was blowing all over the place. Do you KNOW what was on the news Sunday morning? More bird flu! So I would like an explanation as to why the phuc you would pick up a sick bird at all, let alone stick it in a box and put it next to the HEAT! I am not happy. I'm documenting this here, officially, that the smoke shack was not cleaned, so if I catch the bird flu, or something else terrible, and end up dead, someone needs to sue their asses off for me. Ugh. So then I went home, Branden drank and watched the SuperBowl and did the boy thing, I tried to sleep.
Monday, I definately fell asleep at work like 6 times. I'm sure I messed all kinds of things up. Our boss wouldn't put me up with J because apparently everyone thinks we're a couple. So there was no laughing going on. =( There was after work though! We did the Applebee's thing and then played with Bailey for a bit. That kid is hilarious. I taught him to do the pound and say 'werd'. Made my night. J's shower actually lasted for the normal amount of time that a shower should last, so I got to be clean for once! And theeeeeen we went to Where Else, as per usual, for Hot Box Brandon's birthday fun.
Myself and Kase. I like this kid. And yes, I wear my sunglasses at night.
Look at the side of my head!
This is Kyle...
Look at those moves!
Looks like they're about to fight.
"Oh god. I'm small. Don't hurt me."
This is my new favorite drunk face. A Courtney Love in the making perhaps? ((Seriously, let's hope not.))
Adam, me, Brandon, Savannah, J. Those two in the back...I don't know. Just met them. Tony and Becky perhaps?
Jose. I was his partner in beer pong. I've never played, and I don't drink beer, so I sucked miserably.
Roy face.
This is our favorite doorman. I found out last night that he's Wiccan! Score!
And finally...
So while I was attempting to play beer pong, J wondered off and when she didn't come back I went to the potty to look for her, and walked in just in time to see her puke. Haha it was awesome. Then we went to Hot Box for a minute to say goodbye, then to Dennis and Oliver's. J laid on the bathroom floor for an hour, then we all went to IHOP. It was tasty. We finally got to J's at like 5.15, as in this morning, slept at 5.30, and woke up at 9. I drove home in the snow storm, which wasn't fun. What normally takes maybe 40 minutes took almost two hours. ...Haven't left the house since.
Sooooooooooooooooo TADA! I think that's it for the moment.
Wednesday and Thursday were filled with work fun and laziness, I think.
Thursday night, Branden and I hung out with Nick, Breymeyer, Chuck, Corey, and some other random dude for a bit. Then J and I decided that it would be a good idea to go out. So we went to the Cactus, remembered that we hate that place and don't know why we torture ourselves, chilled in the martini bar and listened to house music, and bailed. So then we went to Hot Box, found Oliver, went to Where Else, Harry's, and finally Brothers, where someone dropped a glass from the third floor and missed my head by about six inches. It was scary, I'm not gonna lie. I finally went back to Nick's at twoish and slept in a pile of Breymeyer's laundry until he got up for work three hours later. He told me a story about the afore-mentioned random dude, and how he and Branden almost got into a fight with him, then Branden and I took over his bed. Its a comfy one!
Friday...what did I do? I honestly can't remember, so it must not have been very exciting. Oooh I know I ate breakfast at IHOP with Branden and J. And I know we watched a movie later that night, but I can't think of which one to save my life. I slept reasonably early though, at like 11! That's amazing and I'm not kidding.
Saturday after work J came over and we drank and looked at pictures and myspaced about. We uh, accidentally posted these two ridiculous surveys, that I'm reposting on here because I don't want to forget about them.
Well, we decided to do one of these together. Oh god. If you laugh at this as hard as we did....we love you.
1. Are you saving yourself for marriage?
Z: Well that's about a joke, now isn't it?
J: Marriage? What's marriage?
Z: *fits of laughter*
2. Have you cried today?
Z: Only from phucin' laughin'. Is my eyeliner running?
J: Nope. You washed your face Dippy.
Z: Oh.
3. How many tattoos do you have?
Z: Four and workin' on more.
J: Dos. For now.
4. How many piercings do you have?
Z: I need to count, type your answer J.
J: I forgot... 3.
Z: 11.
5. What time did you fall asleep last night?
Z: Uhhhhh like 1.30ish?
J: I uh laid down at 12.
6. What's your favorite type of soda?
Z: Phuc soda. We got Smirnoff.
J: *picks up bottle* Werd. Mine's empty!
7. Who was the last person you kissed?
Z: Oh my god dude, you just snorted, and went through all the trouble of putting that excla...phuc. point. I can't brain. Who did I kiss last?
J: I don't know. A minor? Mine was you!
8. What is usually the first thing you do when you wake up?
Z: Roll on top of whoever I'm next to, bitch, need to pee.
J: Phuc, five more minutes, hey! lets go smoke!
9. What is usually the very last thing you do before bed at night?
Z: Drink?
J: Drink.
10. How many people do you hate, if any?
Z: Only one. WAIT! We have that Jake's cunt to hate now too!
J: None that I know of...except Jake's cunt. And Norm.
11. Where's one state you want to go to but you haven't been to already?
Z: Loooooooosiana.
J: *fits of laughter* cali.
13. Do you like potato chips?
Z: Do we ever!
J: DUH. Dude, I have to pee really bad. I don't wanna get up.
Z: You just snorted.
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows except for you?
Z: Um, we know everything about each other. Dude, I can't type for shit. From this point on, no corrections. God.
J: Nope.
16. Are you a good secret-keeper?
Z: *silence* ...
J: if i really want to be
Z: You'd better not tell my secrets byetch.
J: DKUH....
17. What's the latest you've ever woken up?
J: Oh god.
Z: *fits of laughter*
J: You don't even wanna know. HEY! What was the point in sitting against this chair??
18. What do you usually eat for breakfast?
Z: J's snatch.
J: Oh god. I have to pee. *dies laughing, stumbles out of room*
19. Are you good with directions?
J: Left and right.
Z: Oh god. *laughter*
20. If you had to be one, would you rather be deaf or blind?
Z: Deaf. I still wanna be able to look at your pretty face.
J: I'm already half deaf whats the difference?
21. What do you like to put on your ice cream
J: Depends on the kind.
Z: J's snatch.
22. Name one word to describe your mom.
Z: BAKED.
J: FAKE.
23. Name one word to describe your good friends?
Z: Maphucin' homies!
J: Phucin' awesome.
24. Rate your personality on a scale of 1-10.?
J: 0.
Z: 12,985,475.987656452
J: tghat's clearly over 10 byethc!
Z: Look ay how you spelled that! I just spot everywhere.
25. What is the last thing you made fun of?
J: Z spitting or spotting on the keyboard.
Z: Myself, spitting. Or spotting.
26. What is your favorite board game?
Z and J together: SCATTERGORIES!!
27. Do you like to sing?
Z: Duh. I sound like a dying giraffe though.
J: Only to Punky.
28. Liars, cheaters, or backstabbers? Which is worse?
J: None, I like 'em all.
Z: Phuc, I AM all.
*high five*
29. What's your favorite thing about school?
J: Cookies?
Z: Oh god I have to pee!!!!!!
30. What's your least favorite thing about school?
Z: Its over?
J: I had to go.
31. Do you use a highlighter when you do wordsearches?
Z: So we do word searcheS? That was supposed to say do not so.
J: *looks blankly at screen*
32. What is your favorite resturant?
J: Restaurant of the day!! FAZOLI'S!
Z: But we like IHOP too, right?
J: Fine, I gues.
Z: Taco Bell?
J: I could go for some Tasco Vell right now.
Z: WAIT! HOT BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J: correction, boys.....not food!@
33. What are you addicted to?
Z: Smack.
J: *slaps Lonzo*
Z: What?
J: That's not funny. New one.
Z: Ok ok, cloves, booze, and YOU!!
J: Ooookay. ...and cigarette. and Punky. Duh.
34. What are/is your favorite color(s)?
Z: Orange.,
J: Orange.
Z: Duh.
35. Do you have a curfew?
Z: Ummmm...well you see, about that,. Its 11.07 and we gotsta get up at 3. Wer're idiots.
J: We don't have one on Mondays!
Z: I can't wait for effing Monday.
36. What's the last thing that annoyed you?
Z: Willow.
J: Willow. She doesn't annoy me.
Z: It was funny chasing her.
J: Duh.
37. What is your favorite Disney movie?
Z: Lady and that Tramp!
J: I love it!
Z: I meant the. And I like Sleeping beauty too.
J: Finding Neno! Toy story! I like 'em all. *serious face*...That's hard.
38. When is the last time you vacummed?
Z: Oh god.
J: Two weeks ago, you know, befoet the vaccuum broke.
Z: Phucing sweepers.
39. Are you a fast typer?
Z: Yeah thats been made apparent.
J: what was your first clue? I can't stop drtolling! Open your other bottle. WAIT! Finish th other one.
Z: OH!!
J: Woops.
40. What subject were you best at in school?
Z: English stuff. You'd never guess that would ya?
J: Actually I really liked engluish.
41. Can you cook well?
Z: No. Ramen! J can make french toast.
J: Ramen noodles and w=french toadt.
42. What room do you spend most of your time in your house?
Z: I'm like nmever home.
J: I livge in the living room.
43. What are you going to be doing five hours from now?
J: Drunk and workinh.
Z: *burps* Oh god.
44. Do you go tanning?
Z: Phuc that. I'm ppppppppasty pasty.
J: I did last year.
Z: *Shoots snot out of nose.*
45. Do you like ketchup?
Z: I love ketchup.
J: I love my catsup.
46. Who was the last person you talked to in person?
Z: Well we're both sitting here.
J: Duh. Isn't it obvious?
Z: OH! My bad.
J: Oh...we gotta go to work.
47. If you died, who would you want all your stuff to go to?
Z: J.
J: Z.
48. What was your last embarrassing moment?
J: Right phucing now.
Z: Well in the last ten minutes I've snotted, spit, and snorted, and bout spilled my drink, and typed things wrong, and um, phuc.
49. What song are you listening to?
Z: We were listening to Holopaw. Cd eneded. Laughter ensued.
J: Werd
50. Good start to the year?
Z: HEll mathaphuc yeah!!
J: Phuvcin' seems to be.
Thank you for your time. Good t=night. And good lyck reading this. Oh god we have to peeeeeeeeeeee, I mean, I I have to pee. J already peed. Good night
Love,
drunk slutbags.
We just jacked this from Lauren. Welcome to Round 2 suckers/bitches....
A - ANDY WARHOL:
Z: Was Andy Warhol.
J: *nods*
B - BIRTHDAY:
Z: August 12 maphucas.
J: Next phucin' week. All week long...
C - CRUSH: Z: Uhhh...
J: That tall skinny guy from VP
Z: Is he comin' out on Monday?
J: Phucin' A right.
D - DAD'S NAME:
Z: I was a test tube baby!
J: Johnny.
Z: Werd.
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO:
J: Z.
Z: Well if this isn't phucin obvious...
F - FAVORITE BAND:
Z: Top 5.
J: Do I really have one?
Z: You like Shw wants revenge lately.
J: DCuh.
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS:
Z: *burps* Scuse me. I like worms. the sour ones.
J: I like the green and yellow wormies.
H - HOMETOWN:
Z: The Ville and The Burg.
J: Phucing BFE.
Z: Its BPE on here.
J: Oh.
I - INSTRUMENT:
Z: I like cello!
J: 0, i'm not hand eye cordinated!!
Z: *nearly spits*
J - JUGGLE:
J: Yeah not gonna happen
Z: I can juggle boys balls.
J: *fits of laughter*
Z: *dies*
K - KILLED SOMEONE:
J: Only in my dreams
Z: aka not phucin' yet.
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE:
J: Dude I'm drinkin ashes. I'm pulling a you.
Z: I ash in ever drink I drink.
J: I know. ever.
Z: I don't wanna answer this.
J: Here honey ok lets pretend.
M - MILKSHAKE FLAVOR:
Z: Chocate.
J: C. H. O. W. A. T. E. chocowate
Z: dude, thats wrong.
J: I don'[t care
Both: *die laughing*
J: I like it.
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS:
Z: My bro face Tyler
J: Oh god. *counts* 7. ...I think
Z: I like it.
O - ONE WISH:
Z: 456,835,265,843,875,357,000 wishes.
J: Too hard. Can't brain.
P - PERSON WHO CALLED ME LAST:
Z: Grammpa
J: Poppy.
Z: we own.
Q- QUICKIE:
J: Sounds good to me!
Z: Dude I haven't had sex is soooooo phucing long. I am going to die. ...Hot Box bathroom?
J: Duh.
R - REASON TO SMILE:
Z: J and its 12 and we're stupid and I have an unlit smoke in my mouth and i can't type and we have to be clocked in in 5 HOURSA. We are awesome.
J: My reason is my punky.
Z: What? What am I?
J: and My Z.
Z: Phucing duh byetch.
J: huhuhuhuhu
Z: beavis.
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD
Z: holopaw. We like them
J: Liek I phucin know.
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP:
Z: 3 am
J: 3.25, twenty minutes after Z called. Stop pushing shift!
Z: Don't you dare blow that out your nose again
J: *struggles* I got it....
U - UNKNOWN FACT ABOUT ME:
Z: Oh well, start over.
J: ok... my dreams r true... and i know ur thoughts b4 u do..
Z: Thats not unknown Slick. I love you......does everyone know about my elbows?
V - VEGETABLE YOU HATE:
J: Three quarters of em
Z; Is onion a vegetable?
J: yes.
Z: i hate those motherphucers.
W - WORST HABIT:
Z: Drinking?
J: Lets see...talking on phone while smoking, drinking, thats about it.
Z: WAIT! I have no bad habitgs. I AM the bad habit. Hahaha you can't quit me!!!
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD:
Z: Uber amounts of back ones, and a wrist,
J: Leys seee....hand, feet, mouth, back, ass,
Z: oh and my mouth too.
Y - YOUR NUMBER OF CONTACTS ON MYSPACE:
J: I only have 67 friends
Z: I have like 250.
J: I'm not mad. At least I know my friends
Z: I know all of mine save for like ten thanks
J: *laughhs*
Z: I have to pee.
Z- ZODIAC SIGN
J: Ahhh man! Its over?!
Z: Dude, we can do anotgher one tomorrow.
J: Ok.
Z: I'm a leo. Like, all the way.
J: I'm an Aquarious. Kinda like I was born in FebRRRuARRRY.
Z: Lets go to sleep town.
J: Theres a town?
Z: Duh
J: Sweet
Z: I need to smoke.
J: Beat ya to it byetch
Z: I loeb you.
J: I was just thinkin' about her!! I lisa loeb you too!
Z: I turn the radio on I turn the radio up
J: and this woman was singin my song
Z: I'm going to piss myself.
J: SUH WEET!
She kept me up until 1.30...we got up at 3.15. I seriously fell asleep at work standing up. My eyes were open, but my brain was not functioning. At lunch, this bird was flying around in circles, you know, being a sick bird, and it flew into the side of the smoke shack. When J and I went out there for last break, it was dead, in a PHUCING BOX, INSIDE, right next to the effing heater, so its germy deadness was blowing all over the place. Do you KNOW what was on the news Sunday morning? More bird flu! So I would like an explanation as to why the phuc you would pick up a sick bird at all, let alone stick it in a box and put it next to the HEAT! I am not happy. I'm documenting this here, officially, that the smoke shack was not cleaned, so if I catch the bird flu, or something else terrible, and end up dead, someone needs to sue their asses off for me. Ugh. So then I went home, Branden drank and watched the SuperBowl and did the boy thing, I tried to sleep.
Monday, I definately fell asleep at work like 6 times. I'm sure I messed all kinds of things up. Our boss wouldn't put me up with J because apparently everyone thinks we're a couple. So there was no laughing going on. =( There was after work though! We did the Applebee's thing and then played with Bailey for a bit. That kid is hilarious. I taught him to do the pound and say 'werd'. Made my night. J's shower actually lasted for the normal amount of time that a shower should last, so I got to be clean for once! And theeeeeen we went to Where Else, as per usual, for Hot Box Brandon's birthday fun.
Myself and Kase. I like this kid. And yes, I wear my sunglasses at night.
Look at the side of my head!
This is Kyle...
Look at those moves!
Looks like they're about to fight.
"Oh god. I'm small. Don't hurt me."
This is my new favorite drunk face. A Courtney Love in the making perhaps? ((Seriously, let's hope not.))
Adam, me, Brandon, Savannah, J. Those two in the back...I don't know. Just met them. Tony and Becky perhaps?
Jose. I was his partner in beer pong. I've never played, and I don't drink beer, so I sucked miserably.
Roy face.
This is our favorite doorman. I found out last night that he's Wiccan! Score!
And finally...
So while I was attempting to play beer pong, J wondered off and when she didn't come back I went to the potty to look for her, and walked in just in time to see her puke. Haha it was awesome. Then we went to Hot Box for a minute to say goodbye, then to Dennis and Oliver's. J laid on the bathroom floor for an hour, then we all went to IHOP. It was tasty. We finally got to J's at like 5.15, as in this morning, slept at 5.30, and woke up at 9. I drove home in the snow storm, which wasn't fun. What normally takes maybe 40 minutes took almost two hours. ...Haven't left the house since.
Sooooooooooooooooo TADA! I think that's it for the moment.