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Dear Ms Stefani
I am a huge fan of your music, I especially like Hollaback Girl. I can relate to this song on many levels because it is true I aint no hollaback girl myself and I do beleive that this shit is bannanas. But I do have one issue about your lifestyle that I feel deserves your immediate attention. Yes it is true the Japanese are an amazing people but I regret to inform you that you are not Japanese. Also there are many ethical quandires with using actual people as permanent fashion accessories and must insist that you let your four Harajuku girl tag alongs free into the wild to mate and create lives for themselves.
Thank you kindly, long time fan
Alex wells
I want to start a Petition with the title "Let the Harajuku Girls Free", would you sign?