five beats | VOICE [forwarddated to the 4th]

[alohac]

So I'm broadcasting from the middle of nowhere, England. Surrounded by laughing dorks and lesbians and a guy with a serious anger problem. Definitely never going canoeing again, it sucked. But I guess the car ride's not so bad, played Angry Birds the entire time and still think Hogwarts should let electronics in because the victrola is ancient and

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[wonderderp]

what happened? :O

[alohac]

just got a talking to in the mystic ways of ninja
dont worry about it
pretty sure this couldve waited until i got home but bros levels of irony are off the charts today
apparating to meet us just takes the cake

[wonderderp]

if youre sure youre ok!!
oh oh you should come back to the guys room i am there now
i have really great news!! :D

[alohac]

im pretty ok with chilling face down on the pavement actually
i have always wanted to be run over in the parking lot
just trying to accomplish my goals one small step by squashed limb at a time

[wonderderp]

daaaaaave
come on
it is also really really important news!!!

[alohac]

if youre pregnant with egberts baby i dont wanna know

[wonderderp]

ew, dave!!!
ewwwww.
just
just no
it is a different kind of important!!

[alohac]

ok fine
im on my way up
hold your narcoleptic horses