three beats

[alohac]

so
cool kid jr
this rainbow enough for you or do i gotta make it sparkle too
because this took long enough as it is
and i got all my ink this color too

also look
whoever scrawled all over my favorite tshirt
im going to drag you to hell and youre not coming back
id rather go shirtless than wear this shit

[ Dave's shirt, for anyone in the room who

Comments

[fearnoanvil]

no one wants to see your scrawny chest, dave.

[alohac]

my chest is the epitome of manhood
bitches all over are fainting at the sight of it
falling at my feet and everything

[fearnoanvil]

that is total bs, dude.
there is no way anyone would ever faint at your pale, little boy chest.
you would look horrible in a wifebeater.

[alohac]

what do wifebeaters have to do with anything
im not cosplaying as your homosexual fantasy

[fearnoanvil]

looking good in a wifebeater is the ultimate test of mangrit.
there is nothing homo about mangrit.

[alohac]

whatever its not like you would look like a god either

[fearnoanvil]

true but i would look better than you anyway.

[alohac]

yeah if albino was all the rage

[fearnoanvil]

you mean it stopped being all the rage?

[alohac]

ten years ago
you missed the train

[fearnoanvil]

it is a train i dont want to get in on anyway.
because it is lame.

[alohac]

finally something we can agree on