Mon, 04:00: I can't wait for Tamra to POP OFF on Jeana (even though I really love Jeana) #RHOC
Mon, 04:03: Oh lord @ bravoandy does not want a drunk dial from me. "Andyyy I love youuuu" #WWHL
Mon, 04:05: "I went to the clinic, I checked out fine" #WWHL
Mon, 04:06: Tamra seems A LOT happier now that she's divorced from Simon #WWHL
Mon, 04:14: RT @ PeterGriffinn: "Boob" is the perfect word. The B looks like an aerial view of them, the 2 o's look like a front view, and the b look ...
Mon, 04:16: It's been that way the past few seasons RT @ Mysteriousbat: The cast for real world : last Vegas......they all look disgusting.
Mon, 04:17: "My name is Ellen, and I'm cawling frahm..." Girl, you didn't even have to finish that sentence #WWHL#LongIsland
Mon, 04:48: RT @ SarahKSilverman: Disneyland: the destination of Superbowl winners and dying children everywhere!
Mon, 04:50: "We don't have any help on Sundays, we don't have any help on Tuesdays" Meaning u have to take care of your children TWO WHOLE DAYS?! #RHOC
Mon, 06:51: Arthur Aidala, a defense attorney, just used the word "bro" in a legal/political debate. #FoxNews
Mon, 07:12: "Zenon: Z3" on Disney @ 2:30 AM EST. Never seen it, but there's nothing better on.
Mon, 09:05: All celebrities should be required to convert to Judaism. Nothing is more obnoxious than a celebrity whose financial success is squandered.
Mon, 09:12: The nerdy newbie with the semi-Jew 'fro and DSLs in "Waiting" is oddly sexual.