Ashley's Birthday Day!
Oh my God! Can it be true? Today is Ashley's birthday??? It's true! It IS her birthday! Today, Ashley Kirkpatrick, the absolute greatest woman in the world, turns 16 years of age.
As most all of you know, this is the one woman that I truly deeply love, and nothing will ever, EVER change that. But besides all that, today is a day for an insane amount of drunken celebration... but you know, without the booze. None of the hooch. Sans alcohol. With a severe lack of liquor. A day absent of wine. A celebration vacant of intoxicant.
You know... No beer.
Haha, yes.. So either way, I cannot wait to celebrate Ashley's birthday. It's gonna be great. It has been so long since I have seen her. I can't wait to just run up and give her a huge hug! WOO!
ASHLEY IS THE GREATEST GIRL EVER!!!
It's true. You know?
You'd better, bitches!
-Wink
(I'll probably keep updating throughout the day as things pop into my head)
As most all of you know, this is the one woman that I truly deeply love, and nothing will ever, EVER change that. But besides all that, today is a day for an insane amount of drunken celebration... but you know, without the booze. None of the hooch. Sans alcohol. With a severe lack of liquor. A day absent of wine. A celebration vacant of intoxicant.
You know... No beer.
Haha, yes.. So either way, I cannot wait to celebrate Ashley's birthday. It's gonna be great. It has been so long since I have seen her. I can't wait to just run up and give her a huge hug! WOO!
ASHLEY IS THE GREATEST GIRL EVER!!!
It's true. You know?
You'd better, bitches!
-Wink
(I'll probably keep updating throughout the day as things pop into my head)